Naif

Basil's Dad aka one sexy motherfucker who loves it in the arse.

Can be used in a canonical sense.
Oi m8 have you seen that total naif over there. Phwoar they'd get it in the arse.
by TPM!^!" November 15, 2019
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Naif

The person on the top, really good in each and every aspect

Girl: Hey that guy is so hot!
Boy: No shit! He's literally Naif
How are you so good at the game! You're like Naif!!
by Synitet January 08, 2021
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Naif

Naif is a great guy, usually heartwarming and found with a girlfriend in the wild

Naifs are rare so if you meet one good on ya they're really nice

People are jealous oh him so they go to urban dictionary to write bad definitions of the word
Man 1: Did you see Naif? He's such a chad
Man 2: Yes, very good
by CheeseIsTasty April 18, 2021
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Naif

A guy who is quiet, but is also narcissistic once you get to know him. He often ruins the mood by talking about the same thing over and over. Often believes he is always right even if he makes zero sense and tends to manipulate people to believe his (incorrect) opinions. Can be a good friend if you stay long enough to get to know him, but don't expect him to drop what he's doing to help you out.
Person A: Hey did you go to that party last night
Person B: Yeah I did! it got boring though when Naif turned the whole night into his personal therapy session
Person A: oh shit
by ringalinging November 29, 2021
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Naif

Naif is a person who makes every gathering sad

And he’s also a very sensitive and gets hurt easily

And he try’s too hard to get girls
What happened yesterday?

Oh you know naif ruined another night
by Knownatsum February 01, 2020
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Gobble-Naif

an insult to throw at people you hate. this can have whatever meaning you want. the reason it doesn't have a definition is so no one knows what it means except you. the greatest way to use this word is to share the meaning with a close friend and when you say it to someone both of you will start laughing. if they look it up they will find nothing but this. you can turn this jibrish word into a terrible insult that could DESTROY your enemies
person you hate: your ugly
you: your a gobble-naif
you and your friend: *Laughing hysterically*
person you hate: what?
by the queen oh belgium February 12, 2018
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