Nani Paradox

An unsolvable scenario where the question is “IF *JOSEPH JOESTAR* TELLS *KENSHIRO* THAT HIS NEXT WORDS WILL BE *OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU* AND HE SAYS IT WHO WILL SAY NANI?”

Hey mark......have you heard of the *Nani Paradox*?

by Sooperdooper14 August 20, 2018

Nahide

Dude, she is super funny and sweet. She cares about people even if they’re not her friends. She has had a tough life but is incredibly happy when she spends time with her friends. You wouldn’t trade her for the world. She may be depressed but it works because usually her close friends are depressed too.

Sophia: Hey, whose that?
Anika: That’s Nahide. She’s my best friend. But don’t tell her, she’ll think I’m corny.

by Shutupsdude April 20, 2019

nani

(informal)

Japanese for "What?"

You're always hearing this in anime and reading it in manga, and it's basically a simple response to anything confusing, offensive, or mysterious.

Can be used in virtually any situation. Plus you sound all cosmopolite if you can speak in Japanese.

1) "Nani?"
Trans: I beg your pardon?

2) "Nani?!"
T: Did you just say what I think you said?!

3) "Nani kore?"
T: What is this?

4) "Nani..."
T: This is all so mysterious and intriguing...I wonder what it all could mean.

have fun.

by noflo June 19, 2004

nani

how to say "what" in japanese

usually used when you're surprised

Nani the fuck did you just fucking iimasu about watashi, you chiisai bitch desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the fuck out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu’d before on this continent, mark watashino fucking words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, fucker. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu’s the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. You’re fucking shinimashita’d, akachan.

by Kazariiiiiiiiiiii-chan September 2, 2021

Nahida

The little girl form of Lesser Lord Kusanali, who is the current Dendro Archon of Sumeru in Genshin Impact. It is said that she was born 500 years ago following the death of the previous Dendro Archon, Greater Lord Rukkhadevata. She was kept by the sages in the Sanctuary of Surasthana, even though she can appear to people in dreams. She made her first proper appearance in the Archon Quest Chapter III, Act II: The Morn a Thousand Roses Brings.

But also, she is a cute little radish

Nahida is very cute I'm so pulling for her

by mosk14142 September 10, 2022

nainika

Nainika is an Indian name meaning the girl with the beautiful eyes. She has a strong personality and is an epitome of beauty. She can sway anyone with her smile and just one look at her can make anyone's day.

She's so beautiful. She must be Nainika!

by CrazySu June 14, 2014

nani sore? oishii no?

A somewhat of a dead meme in Japan that you might hear a Japanese native say. It is often used when someone uses some fancy/obscure English or Japanese word that the listener doesn't know. Literally translated, it means "What is that? Is it delicious?". It has nothing to do with food though. 「Written in Japanese (with 漢字) -> 何それ？美味しいの？」

PS: Thank you Japanese Ammo with Misa

Shakespeare: Look thou be true; do not give dalliance, To the fire i' the blood: be more abstemious...

Every edgy highschooler ever: nani sore? oishii no?

by faichaan September 6, 2020