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my president is black

Something people started saying after Barack Obama was elected as president. President Obama is actually half white, with the other half being black African. Fox News accuses him of being a Soviet despite having no idea what Marxism-Leninism even is.
My president is black, my Lambos blue...
by kmfr November 4, 2010
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Black ice my ass

An anal wreckage you don't see coming. Named because actual black ice is invisible, and often wrecks your car.
Guy: "You ready for this?"

Girl: "Black ice my ass!"
by Lncnmark8 December 16, 2008
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025
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Black guy stole my bike

There was this weird coincidence on google where searching "white guy stole my bike" would give you "Did you mean: Black guy stole my bike?"
Searching: White guy stole my bike

Did you mean Black guy stole my bike?
by Harro Erryone September 7, 2010
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Person 1:Have you ever heard of Hd among us big black gay furry with deez fat nuts in my mouth creammy sloppy tooppy floppy feddy faber bitches gay furry balls porn with Markiplier?
Person 2:What the fuck.
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by WordInventor12345 January 1, 2022
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black people stole my TV

When a person of a darker nature steals ones TV
dude 1 : black people stole my TV?!?!
dude 2 : Why are you surprised?
by lolz_burger December 13, 2012
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6 Big black dudes in my ass

The art of getting your ass dominated by 6 black dudes
Bill:I got 6 big black dudes in my ass last night

Bob: cool
by Your dad is gone lol December 20, 2021
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