friend: you have a girlfriend?
me: ...yes.
friend: so you are dating a female woman who exists.
me: ....she does. my girlfriend lives in michigan.
friend: sure she does hunty
me: ...yes.
friend: so you are dating a female woman who exists.
me: ....she does. my girlfriend lives in michigan.
friend: sure she does hunty
by mia the gay September 26, 2019
Get the my girlfriendmug. literally the best person in the world. she makes me the happiest person ever and I can't imagine how I deserve a goddess in my life.
by literally the gayest whore eve January 30, 2020
Get the my girlfriendmug. Da'niah is a great girlfriend to me, she is so beautiful, kind, caring, smart, and loving. she is shy but still flirts with me a bit, i love her so much she made my life so much better and im so happy shes in my life fr fr, i always find a way to look at her, she gets jealous easily and is overprotective and really understands me, i feel like i can tell her absolutely everything she is so trust worthy i love her taste in music, her smile, her voice, her laugh, personality, and just everything, i love you Da'Niah.
my girlfriend is the best
by partypooperrrrr November 20, 2021
Get the my girlfriendmug. “My Girlfriend is amazing!”
by iloveusm3 July 31, 2022
Get the My Girlfriendmug. 
by veggieness April 5, 2005
Get the my girlfriend sallymug. 1) In the Urban Dictionary editorial guidelines, the very embodiment of the nonentity: "Publish definitions of Jennifer Lopez because she's famous, but reject my girlfriend Sally".
2) Fictitious girlfriend, invented in order to convince your friends that you are not gay or that a woman has found you attractive enough to want to be your girlfriend. See Canadian girlfriend.
2) Fictitious girlfriend, invented in order to convince your friends that you are not gay or that a woman has found you attractive enough to want to be your girlfriend. See Canadian girlfriend.
by Sklooby March 19, 2008
Get the My girlfriend Sallymug.