This is my kingdom cum

A meme that blew up when peoe found sussy white stuff in kid shows

(beast boy from teen titans Go squirts milk at the judges of the talent show but male cows don't have milk) This is my kingdom cum

by The real press November 2, 2021

cum in my hair

A call to action for a sexual act in which a man (or woman, though more rare and harder to pull off) ejaculates in their partner(s) hair, resulting in a nice, natural substitute for hair styling gel once it dries up. Difficult to get out after looking sleek all day, however.

Oh my god Mitchell, PLEASE CUM IN MY HAIR

by duccling January 3, 2020

Cum down my throat

This is something a girl says when a guy is fucking her throat

Lilly: “OH YEAH RYAN, *gag*, YOUR COCK TASTES SO GOOD! *gulp* please, *choke*, cum down my throat now?”
Ryan: “You asked for it, get ready for my cum!”

by poisonbury12 August 1, 2019

cum in my butthole

When someone shoots cum up your chocolate starfish

Did you just cum in my butthole?

by Revive Me February 27, 2021

Cum on my Hanky

when a hanky is used as a turn on during masturbation / sex
or used as a target to ejaculate onto

Woman (unfolding her hanky onto mans stomach while masturbating him)
"Are you going to cum on my hanky baby?"
Man
"Yes..... Ahhh Ahhhhh Ahhhhhchooooo...." (man ejaculates all over womans hanky)

Or

Man "Dude did you just cum on my hanky?"

by My Hanky Cum April 27, 2008

bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth

The act of sexual pleasure by eating cum and shit in a sandwich and fucking a rhino and licking balls and screaming cum on my monkey dick pls harder daddy fuck me like a fat ass rhino.

bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth pls daddy.

by Renkari October 14, 2021

cum in my eye

An exclamatory remark used to express anger or annoyance

You're actually telling me that my mum featured in 'Two Girls, One Pilchard'? Oh, cum in my eye.

by cuminmyfriedpilchard inc. June 23, 2016