The Muzz

Slang for a Pennsylvanian group of Islamic beings. The leader of which is bald and has an epic white beard and is actually a convert from Catholicism. Total of 5 "muzzes" belong to this clan. Main mode of transport is a red van. Back-up mode of transport is a camel convoy. The leader of this group originated from New York state and found his true calling on a volunteer mission to the South Pacific. Though the leader of this clan is an extreme "dush" bag, the main female is a Norm-Muzz (see Norm-Muzz). Main Muzz built a Muzzosque. Main Muzz towers above the other Muzz community at 6'4", though his voice would indicate that he is of a much shorter and slender figure. Most people have a similar opinion regarding the Main Muzz... that of which he sucks.
Again, we cannot coordinate a family reunion this year due to The Muzz's Ramadaning.

The Muzz sucks. I am so glad I am not part of The Muzz.
by Muzzlissa May 03, 2011
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Muzz

A more direct method of referring to a fun sponge; someone who sucks the enjoyment out of any situation. Can also refer to the sucking sound of people's enjoyment leaving them.
"Damn that muzz Jeff; everytime he comes over no-one wants to stay."
by Doc Raymond October 10, 2003
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n. the substance secreted by a vagina at the height of orgasm during intercourse; usually in combination with a seizgasm v. the act of secreting muzz
"She muzzed all over the bed, so I wiped it up with her shirt."
by poopypants April 02, 2003
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Muzz

Feces, Shit, Crap, To Deficate, or to relieve ones self of Feces.
Man i Just took a huge Muzz

Dude someone just went to the toilet all over bell street maccas carpark.
by Death.2.muzzas August 11, 2010
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Whooooaaah! Muzz! *points at mobile home*
by Muzz27 January 13, 2004
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In the broadess sence, muzz is a euphemism for having sex. However, in the more direct sence, muzz is used for long overdue sex that happens in Las Vegas.
Chelsea was horny when she came to vegas, so I muzzed her all night long.
by meadballs June 26, 2011
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to lose control of one's bladder, to pee yourself, piss your panties, urinate the bed
"oh man, he's just muzz'd himself, that's gross!!"

"i think i've just muzz'd your bed"

"i laughed so hard i almost muzz'd myself"
by Stef Connelly March 05, 2008
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