to annoy a dog with your hands, mainly around the head area. any physical contact with the dog's face that does not do any physical harm yet still annoys the shit out of the doggy.
Why is the dog's fur so messed up around his face? Maybe it's because you murgled him so much.
Gargling with a "google moogle" (see definition) to cure a sore throat; when the idea of actually drinking it (raw eggs, warm milk, etc.) makes you want to puke.
Judy: "What are those disgusting sounds you're making?"
Diane: "I'm just doing a quick gorgle morgle before my audition for American Idol."