Maria is the most beautiful cosmic creature that is kind enough to grace us with her mere presence here on planet Earth. She has been gracefully brought down from above by angels who made her perfect. She is the cutest thing to meet the eye. She can be a total bitch sometimes but is sweet and caring at the same time. Her heart is easily broken, so be careful with her fragile feelings. She has few friends and she adores and appreciates them more than anything on the planet. (lucky bastards) She likes to skate, draw, and listen to music, preferably naked. She's very smart, yet dislikes school. She loves animals and nature. She is just perfect.
boy #1: Maria Munoz is amazing, I wish I could find someone as perfect as her.

boy #2: Yeah, I know. Any guy that can have her is the luckiest person on earth.

boy #1: She is the most interesting and nicest person ever.

*drools*
by alienheadstuff January 13, 2012
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Rad bassist for Blesk, several other San Luis Obispo, CA bands and dancer extrondinaire. Has been known to make hotties swoon over his rump shaking and outlandish, high energy stage antics. He fared particularly well, while shaking his butt at a Straylight Run show in Hackensack, NJ and caught the attention of his future wife, who he refers to as "Little Miss Hackensack". Has a knack for accents and a gay, lispy robot voice. Current project: Campaigning for Pita Pit to name his falafel pita creation the "Gaberz with Special Sauce".
"I saw a cute girl at the Saves The Day show and busted out a Gabe Munoz; finally my status is: in a relationship."
by Stacey Sagitarius April 14, 2008
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A funny gay guy who plays League of Legends with his small pean. gay as fuck and eats dick behind burger king and other fast food places but all in all is a great friend who everyone likes. commonly Mexican
woah that gay nigga is such an Eric Munoz...fuck that nigga
by FatCow69 May 9, 2020
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1. Reverse titty-fucking, esp. with a physically handicapped recipient.
2. The sexual act involving the thrusting of a penis between breasts from the wrong - or reverse - side (with the haunches positioned near or on the recipient's face).
3. Sexual intercourse involving at least one physically handicapped partner, specifically upon the insertion of the penis into cleavage from an uncommon direction.
1. Your sister pissed me off, so I gave her some "E" at the party. Later I gave her a Dirty Munoz in your parents' room and I think she liked it.
2. "Hey John, I heard you gave your girlfriend a Dirty Munoz."
3. "Why don't we try something new, Clarice," Bruce insisted before giving his wife a Dirty Munoz.
by IComeAnon December 10, 2006
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Bitch ass Columbian faggot that touches little penis like 6ix9ine he is real gay and will take your virginity but he is cool sometimes just don’t make him mad!!
He look at that faggot Sebastian Munoz
by Spider Madick July 18, 2018
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the regression of one's motor skills and mental capacity as a result of a profound weakness to laughter.

a recessive trait, most commonly found in adolescent teen girls. symptoms may be noticeable from an early age to pre-teen years.

non-life-threatening but can cause profound delirium, and tendency to hallucinate. subject may become attracted towards mainstream pop culture, and can be violent when iritated.
tsk tsk tsk, i left my sister in front of the TV watching Gossip Girl, and i swear she has Munoz Syndrome now!
by thebrowncow May 31, 2011
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