multitasking

A nice way to say that you're doing many different things at the same time. And since no one can divide by 0, that means you're doing many different things half-assed.

Joe thought that he would multitask by doing his physics homework during his math class. His multitasking, however, got him a detention and a failed homework grade instead.

by Joe Sabs December 9, 2008

armenian multitasking

(drinking, smoking (preferably a cigarette), hood protection, phonecall's)

Hawmie, lately I've been through a lot of armenian multitasking.
Worr up big bad dawg, I'm chainsmoking up this bitch.

by HollywoodAxper June 27, 2023

Multinasting

Doing two disgusting things at the same time.

I saw two dirty rednecks making out and eating McDonalds at the same time. That is some impressive multinasting.

by Treener September 18, 2009

multiflasking

when a person mixes drinks that don't belong together because he's trying to start a fad

person 1: vodka tastes great with soy milk
person 2: stop multiflasking, that's disgusting

by dan trainor March 22, 2007

iPad multitasking

buying more than one iPad to multitask because one machine can't do anything on it's own

Hah! My riches can afford iPad multitasking whilst your $2xx netbook defeats my $1200 in hardware!

by O Rly Appl? April 9, 2010

multitasking

1)Surfing the internet while carrying on an instant message conversaation.
2)Carrying on multiple instant message converations at the same time. Beware of typing something relevant to the wrong conversation.

1)While I chatted with my girlfriend on AIM, I looked up multitasking on Urban Dictionary.
2) person: ...and then my brother was eaten alive by emus.
Me: Yeah, dude, that's hilarious!
person: What the hell!? How is that funny, you sick f***!?
Me: Sorry, I was multitasking. A guy in another AIM conversation told me a joke.

by TubaGuitarMan February 14, 2007

multitalking

it is when you are talking about different topics with the same person at the same time. yeah. its possible. believe me.

H: how are you?
J: my dog died.
H: that's sad
J: i'm fine
H did you bury it?
J: i got a cold the other day
H: me too.
J: yeah. in the backyard
H: i took neozep. did you?
J: sorry you couldn't come
H: no i'm sorry
J: i did. i think its gone now.
H: hey, we're multitalking.

by mi and ma March 14, 2010