Muffling

A term popularised by comedian Russell Howard, referring to the act by which a woman rubs her vagina flaps over the face of another person.

The male equivalent of the act is a teabag.

Queen Elizabeth left Prince Phillip gasping for air after making him endure a long seasion of muffling.

by MuffleMaster July 30, 2017

muffling

When a woman/girl teabags and rubs her muff (vagina) in another womans/girls face.

The Queen was muffling Trump.

by Dat boi pepe January 30, 2018

Muffled

verb (passive): to be smothered by a woman's muff in an unpleasant or aggressive manner (NB: usually ref.s to the muff of an obese woman)

"What happened to Chris last night?"
"Oh, dude, he was wasted at the bar and got picked up by this minging fat bitch!"
"Oh man, is he a plumper humper?"
"No dude, I bet she totally muffled him."

by Isaac Newton's Grundle April 6, 2009

muffling

The feminine version of teabagging.

film me sarah film me!!
#muffling
#Russellhoward
jenny muffled me last night! ~ bob
no way! you're lucky ~ bill

by idudiduididddddddiamjohhnny November 15, 2018

Muffling

It’s Tea-bagging but with a vagina instead

“Linda’s muffling Karen again, snapchat it woohooo”

by ZombieSpaceCat 🐰 April 11, 2019

Muffle

the attractiveness of someone's voice

hey! Jonny she has a cute muffle !

by tacozilla January 11, 2010

muffled

When one female block's another female's access to a male: i.e. the female equivalent of cock block.

I was flirting with Dan when I was muffled by Stacy. Fucking bitch!

by Lou Renzo January 11, 2009