MUFF DIVER 

MARINE UNDERWATER FIRE FIGHTER

A HIGHLY TRAINED INDIVIDUAL WHO PUTS OUT FIRES UNDERWATER.

eg. Kim's Vagina caught fire while snorkeling in the Keys, and Bill, a certified MUFF DIVER, dove in quickly to put it out..

MUFF DIVER by BF Deal July 31, 2009

Muff Diver 

one who eats the pussy very well.

jacob whitacre is a boss muff diver

Muff Diver by elenaHEARTSjacob January 13, 2010

Muff Diver 

An occupation many black men avoid.

White guy: I'm a muff diver.
Black guy with disgusted look: Thas nasty.

Muff Diver by Labial Licker November 5, 2019

muff diver 

A person (obviously male or a lesbian female) who dives into alot of muff, diving into muff can include but not limited to:
Fingering
Fisting
Licking
Chewing
Smacking

Look at that guy over there, he/she is a true muff diver

muff diver by barry 9 inch July 23, 2016

muff diver 

to lick a womans other lips, to bury yourself in a womans fanny, eat the beaver

that joemust be a pretty good muff diver by now, he's always muff diving with his girlfriend kate

muff diver by samwise the cunning July 23, 2008

muff diver 

the name for a person who when licking a woman's vagina, enjoys pushing their entire head inside of the vaginal cavity

dave is a real muff diver

muff diver by fencepannel November 18, 2019

Muff Diver 

one who loves katy perry

She is such a muff diver going to all those concerts

Muff Diver by marcus_aurelius June 19, 2010