Muddy Lizard
Muddy Lizard by Analfun2 July 8, 2012
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Muddy Lizard
1- "Damn dude looks like you got a muddy lizard"
2- "Yeah I went anal on my girlfriend last night and I haven't showered yet"
2- "Yeah I went anal on my girlfriend last night and I haven't showered yet"
Muddy Lizard by LadiesAndGentlemen July 7, 2012
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Muddy Lizard
The Muddy Lizard ritual beings with one male wiping a female's anus clean after she has defecated using his tongue.
The male then sticks out his now feces covered tongue and rattles it in a similar fashion to how a snake or lizard so that he may sample the air.
Finally, upon deciding that the air is ok to proceed, he then brings the female to orgasm using the tongue once more and thus concludes the ritual.
The male then sticks out his now feces covered tongue and rattles it in a similar fashion to how a snake or lizard so that he may sample the air.
Finally, upon deciding that the air is ok to proceed, he then brings the female to orgasm using the tongue once more and thus concludes the ritual.
Male: "Tonight is the night. We must perform the Muddy Lizard"
Female: "For the sake of our children and their children, let us begin"
Bro1: "I have completed the Muddy Lizard with her!"
Bro2: "Our people will be safe for generations to come because of your actions here tonight"
Female: "For the sake of our children and their children, let us begin"
Bro1: "I have completed the Muddy Lizard with her!"
Bro2: "Our people will be safe for generations to come because of your actions here tonight"
Muddy Lizard by PiddyPooThang July 6, 2012
Muddy lizard
After anal sex the man pulls out his dick and has a line of excrement on top to seem like the top of a lizard, or muddy lizard
Muddy lizard by Notorious1 July 8, 2012
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muddy lizard by e1403104 July 7, 2012