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Manhattan Mud Slide

The art of dropping a big old mud monkey while jerking off. Choking the chicken while squeaking out a chocolate dragon was first performed in the city of Manhattan in the late 1800s. The euphoric feeling of pinching a load while taking a shit has made it a very popular act amongst men of all ages. Performing a Manhattan Mud Slide is not recommended for children without adult supervision.
"Just rubbed one out while taking a dump" - Larry
"Wow, nothing better than a morning Manhattan Mud Slide" - Scotty
by LarryGreen July 29, 2016
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Afghan Mud Slide

When you eat 3 week old Taco Bell and shit on someones face in Afghanistan
Dude, I totally gave Pacheco an Afghan mud slide last night, and now he's crying in the shower.
by Rntcsta February 9, 2021
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Mud slide

After intense anal sex let your dick go limp, then have your partner poop, forcing your flaccid penis out with the poop in one giant mud slide.
Dude, she gave me such an intense mud slide last night.
by lillyconlentes August 23, 2012
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mud slide

Immense pleasure during the act of sex resulting in an accidental bowel movement covering the partners genitals. Resembling a mud slide.
"Dude, that chick totally had a mud slide all over me!"
by michael smego January 24, 2008
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Mississippi Mud Slide

To freeze a piece of shit and roger your partner with it. As it melts the poo will slide down her/his legs.
When she awoke I told her that she had left a candy bar in her ass crack by mistake; I was ashamed to admit I had given her the Mississippi Mud Slide while she was sleeping.
by Reginald Titus September 11, 2003
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pasadena mud slide

when a person sets fire to a womans pubes then jacks off on them to put it out
my girlfriend got a nasty burn while we were doing the pasadena mud slide
by nate brookens February 17, 2008
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Alabama Mud Slide

The act of defecating into a person's mouth. The partner then proceeds to give oral sex while their mouth is still filled with feces.
Dude, Jessica and I made an Alabama Mud Slide yesterday.
by BCEagles7 January 31, 2009
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