Person: I'm playing Train Simulator 2018
ROBLOX Cunt: I'm playing MTG
Person: the heck does that mean
ROBLOX Cunt: Mind The Gap
Person: sounds like a crap game
ROBLOX Cunt: I'm playing MTG
Person: the heck does that mean
ROBLOX Cunt: Mind The Gap
Person: sounds like a crap game
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Short for Magic, The Gathering, which is a game created by Richard Garfield. This game provides even more addiction and lust that taking drugs, smoking and performing the act of reproductionw will ever provide.
Who needs to sleep with the opposite gender? I'm just gonna flex about that Meathook Massacre I pulled from a MTG promo pack!
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MTG MAGA’s MVP means Marjorie Taylor Green Make America Great Again’s Most Valuable Player.
This is the battle cry oft repeated in the most cringe MAGA presentation since the last one five minutes ago. This political ad features MTG who was ejected from the ironically named Freedom Caucus on July 6th 2023.
Apparently her clap back was to make a video that featured a “1990’s poor man’s music video aesthetic style worthy of a Casio stock beat”.
And boy, does she mug for the camera — real/fake B-girl style.
Norman Vincent Peale, and Napoleon Hill aver that if you say a thing often enough in your self-talk that you will come to believe it; AND, IT WILL COME TO PASS. Perhaps this is the purpose of the music video — her own personalized version of “EVERY DAY IN EVERY WAY I’M BECOMING BETTER AND BETTER AND BETTER BY GOD’S GRACE.
MTG MAGA’s MVP; MTG MAGA’s MVP; MTG MAGA’s MVP.
Yeah…that will work.
This is the battle cry oft repeated in the most cringe MAGA presentation since the last one five minutes ago. This political ad features MTG who was ejected from the ironically named Freedom Caucus on July 6th 2023.
Apparently her clap back was to make a video that featured a “1990’s poor man’s music video aesthetic style worthy of a Casio stock beat”.
And boy, does she mug for the camera — real/fake B-girl style.
Norman Vincent Peale, and Napoleon Hill aver that if you say a thing often enough in your self-talk that you will come to believe it; AND, IT WILL COME TO PASS. Perhaps this is the purpose of the music video — her own personalized version of “EVERY DAY IN EVERY WAY I’M BECOMING BETTER AND BETTER AND BETTER BY GOD’S GRACE.
MTG MAGA’s MVP; MTG MAGA’s MVP; MTG MAGA’s MVP.
Yeah…that will work.
Using the principles of intention, affirmation, and self-talk, Marjorie Taylor Green repeats to herself : MTG MAGA’s MVP; MTG MAGA’s MVP; MTG MAGA’s MVP, while standing naked in front of a mirror and doing Cross Fit exercises.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler July 17, 2023
Get the MTG MAGA’s MVP mug.The sum of unpleasant physiological effects following heavy play of Magic the Gathering; can start with but not limited to symptoms of fatigue, belly aches (from large amounts of geek food, paper-cuts, and in small cases waking up in a bed filled with Poison Counters or otherwise useless token/land cards
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