mompie

Affectionate way of calling someone a 'dumbass' or 'silly nipple'

A:I just walked into a lampost

B: Aw..you're such a mompie

by sweetecko July 29, 2010

Mpompiras

A person who wears a raw chicken on his head like a hat.

-Why is this dead chicken on his head?
-Oh, don't worry he is just Mpompiras

by Gghjhgijhg June 19, 2020

Mompire

Fans of the Twilight series who are moms in their 30's & 40's; soccer moms with a vampire crush

Did you see those mompires pull up in the minivan for the midnight showing of New Moon?

by sissnyder March 4, 2012

Mpompos

Mpompos is a god, he is a magician too. Moreover he is the most beautiful person in the world and Brad Pitt is nothing in front of him. He is bififi with pater💗. Also a geografos.

Mpompos is unique.

by Mpompos o gamias November 20, 2021

Mpompos

Mpompos is a god and he is a magician ,too. He is a model and Brad Pitt is nothing in front of him. He is also the best geographer. He is bififi with pater.

Omg you are unique. You are mpompos

by Mpompos o gamias November 20, 2021

mpompan

A cool guys usually with musical talent , has an enormous dick and everyone loves him

opposite: antimpompanist

*stranger*: Hey look at this guy he sings great
*stranger 2*: Oh its mpompan

by magia palikaria November 21, 2021

Mpampis

Oti pio asteio. Ecei terastio morio, pragmatika terastios. O kaliteros filos panta ekei ton ton xreiazesai oti pio sexy exei 4 gomenes einai apo xorio kai einai kai gamw ta paidia. Kamia fora mporei na einai kai gayoulas

Mpampi wraia poutsa

O mpampis exei kanei paidi sta 14

by mousoudaserastis November 21, 2021