MPG

Mr. P. Griffy

Yo MPG! You lookin' good today. Fo' sure.

by n. May 6, 2004

MPG

Mutual Pain Gain. Sort of like S&M, MPG is when the person giving the pain wants the person recieving it to enjoy it, so that both people gain from the receiver's pain.

Dude1: Are you into S&M?
Dude2: Sort of, but I like MPG, more.

by found and lost July 2, 2005

MPG

monti protection group,
sonny started an anti monti protest and gathered up sum recruits so me and my homies are the mpg, if u aint with mpg ur gay..
eg: faheem, sonny, mike- 3 fags right there

yo man hows monti?
nah his cool bro, the MPG have shit under control
how gay is AMP
ye the anti monti protest is the gayest shit since mikes birth

by AMP_HATER March 25, 2005

MPG

Micro penis gang

Oh that spiceman belongs to the MPG

by Flushen August 19, 2020

MPG

adj. Shorthand for "My Pillow Guy." Loosely defined as describing someone who is a little off. Generally connotes someone who is spouting insane nonsense. When used with the intensifier "total" refers to someone who is angry and crazy to the point of being dangerous (synonym "postal")

You need to steer clear of Bruce when he is like this. He stayed up late last night watching conspiracy videos and this morning he is completely MPG. One more night like that and he will be totally MPG.

by fredwithasideoffred March 17, 2021

Check out mandems MPG

To take anyone's mind off a bad situation with a cars bad fuel economy

Anton:
She's left me after 15 years

Jack:
Don't worry, check out mandems MPG.

Anton:
Fuuuuuck, I thought my problems were bad.

by Mandem M October 3, 2023

MPG

short form of MSMPokeGamer,

"Oh my God! MPG just posted a new video!"

by theceilingcat3 December 22, 2023