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mountaineer baptism 

A Mountaineer Baptism is when an Appalachian State University fan plunges themselves into the waters of the Duck Pond, which contain high levels of bird's fecal matter and urine. This usually will take place after a big sporting event win. Those who undergo a mountaineer baptism usually contract chlamydia from the birds via the water.
After the Miracle on the Mountain (AppState winning the football game at the last second), the drunk students stormed the field and underwent a Mountaineer Baptism down at the Duck Pond.
mountaineer baptism by ralphbuchinski September 18, 2022

Mountaineer's Tea 

n. A mixture of lemon-lime soda and unsweetened iced tea.
Waitress: So, just sweet tea?
Man: Could you make mountaineer's tea?
Mountaineer's Tea by Latino Banana October 24, 2016

Mountaineer Mentality 

If you ask someone who's climbed a big mountain why they did it they will likely say:
"Because it's there"
This is the mountaineer mentality. They had no good reason to do it, but they did it anyway.
Person 1: Hey, why the hell did you sleep with my sister?!?
Person 2: Because I can.
Person 1: That's some whack ass mountaineer mentality you got there bucko *proceeds to beat the shit out of Person 2*
Mountaineer Mentality by Dick334289 November 23, 2022

mercury mountaineer 

mercury mountaineer - a mid-size luxury sport utility vehicle (SUV) that was sold by Mercury from 1996 until 2010. Sharing many of its features with the Ford Explorer, the vehicles were virtually identical in terms of hardware.

The problem with these vehicles is that they are prone to rusting by the rear near the gas tank(opposite side too) and under carriage and can commonly be found at used car lots.

It's a great vehicle for hauling groceries or soccer mommy vehicle

If maintained properly other wise

It's a decent beater vehicle until you trade up.

Also see Chevy trailblazer & blazer.
Mercury mountaineer is a discontinued mid-size luxury sport utility vehicle (SUV) , hey it's better than no vehicle at all or waiting for the metro. Assembly in Louisville, Kentucky & St. Louis, Missouri
mercury mountaineer by Blu_leef November 8, 2022

Molehill Mountaineer 

A person who constantly and relentlessly takes the tiniest little thing, and blows it way out of preportion; like a five year old.
Kenny is such a Molehill Mountaineer, he only lost one game, not twenty.

brokeback mountaineer 

A man who appears to be rugged and manly on the surface. A male expected to be straight yet you find out hes really a homosexual. Good at hiding feminine traits.
Wow, can you beleive it.. who would of ever known Rehmeyer was a brokeback mountaineer.
brokeback mountaineer by dvm January 30, 2008