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Mothin

When you stare at a bright light for 1 minute you are straight mothin
“Yo Jake moth this shit
“Aight bro”
“Yo my boy Jake STRAIGHT MOTHIN”
by Straight Mothin May 15, 2019
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METHICO

METHICO is the new name for MEXICO.
All the good shit is made in METHICO.
by c_a_b April 29, 2009
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Mythic bitch

by Heather Mackemera April 28, 2019
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mothica

super talented indie artist with a story to tell and a penchant for haunting vocals and moving lyrics.

also enjoys being a doofus on social media
"have you heard the latest mothica track?"
"i can't STOP listening to it!"
by dmuoasl April 11, 2020
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Mythical Griffon

The Mythical Griffon refers to the sexual act where a male pulls out of the female right before ejaculation (typically in the missionary, cowgirl, and other related positions where the participants are facing each other) and cums into one's hand and simply, openhandedly, slaps the female across the face, or bitch slaps her, unexpectedly thus splattering the semen all over the female's face hopefully to get it in the eyes, mouth, ears, nose and hair.

Can also be accomplished using the "Cymbal" effect: a two handed Mythical Griffon via Doggie Style by clapping one's hands on the face of the female unexpectedly after having came in both hands and rubbed together as if playing the Cymbals. Sometimes referred to as the Cymballic Mythical Griffon.
"She had taken Excedrin and wine together by accident and I was boning her blacked-out ass in standing missionary and then I pulled out and fucking Mythical Griffoned the shit out of her!"
by beefcurts May 19, 2010
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Methica

Known as a Jessica who is on meth.
Did you see Jessica mather...yeah bro shes methica now
by Methica May 20, 2021
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The Mythical Mr. Boo

A man so elusive, so mysterious, that nobody's 100 percent sure he even exists. And although there are sceptics out there, they can't prove that he doesn't exist. One thing's for sure, he has a reputation of a mystic, urban guru.
The Mythical Mr. Boo just had his tear ducts surgically relocated to his groin, because the only time he cries is when he's standing in front of a urinal.

The Mythical Mr. Boo is intergenerational. If you are what you wear, he is his own grandma.

The Mythical Mr. Boo always lifts the lid of the toilet before he pees. Then he sits down while doing so.

The Mythical Mr. Boo enjoys wearing fish flesh, or "sea scales," as he calls them, and tauntingly dancing in front of hungry kittens.

The Mythical Mr. Boo is half Irish. The whole left side of his body is a Leprechaun. I think that's why The Mythical Mr. Boo likes pots of gold so much.

The Mythical Mr. Boo doesn't believe in luck, although he does enjoy chopping off rabbit's feet.

The Mythical Mr. Boo is like a fog that creeps about your window while you are fornicating with your wife. And just like fog, if the police ever catch him, he'll be cleared by morning.
by Jarod Kintz June 23, 2007
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