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mother nature 

Let's enjoy some mother nature.
mother nature by Matthew Pryce January 25, 2004

Mother Nature 

The ho that supports your life.
Your mamma or wife that bakes your food is your mother nature
Mother Nature by Jeremy October 22, 2003

Mother nature 

Any external unstoppable force so strong and so unpredictable that it cannot be quantified. Humans have grown to think about themselves as masters over their environment, but when face to face with mother nature, we lose. Every. Single. Time.

Only the wise will understand and accept that nothing, not even humans and their scientific prowess, can control mother nature. The fool, on the other hand, deludes themselves into thinking that they are impervious to anything.

Be smart, don't ever underestimate mother nature.
COVID-19 is mother nature's wake up call that the human condition is and always has been fragile. Apparently, some very special individuals did not understand her wake up call and continue to live life accordingly to their rules. We call those very special individuals "anti-maskers".

mother nature is calling 

when you have to take a crap or pee really bad
Hold on, mother nature is calling.

vacation sponsored by mother nature

another way of saying you are on your cycle/period/menstruating
I can't have sex with you tonight....i'm on my vacation sponsored by mother nature.

mother of nature 

a clever way of not swearing, but doing so at the same time.
friend: "WHOA, check out that catch"
other friend: "holy mother of nature!!!!!!!"
mother of nature by mack freedman September 17, 2007