Mortonate

to extract entertainment from the Internet

the party was getting slow, so James decided to Mortonate

by Max Farewell April 14, 2013

Morton

A person with ginger hair. when you see them you must shout morton as loud as possible.

Look at that morton child.

by Owen Holton December 15, 2008

Morton

A long-haired paedophile who seeks enjoyment from creeping on young girls and/or boys. He enjoys shouting his own name, and using this name in any (literally ANY) situation.

Ben: Have you seen that new kid at college?
Morton: No is he a Morton? He better not be Mortoning my Morton or else I'll Morton him.

by BenRalphyReeve June 16, 2011

Morton

another word for someone who is being salty, named after morton salt, originated in south jersey, where people are not guidos.

this nigga is being straight morton right now

by jimmy gunz609 June 15, 2010

Morton

A "Morton" is a common auto-text correction for "Moron" if misspelled. Particularly ironic when the person calling another a "Moron" fails to recognize the error and looks like a "Moron" themselves.

CJ: "You are such a Morton!"
CJ : "Oh Sh*t*...I mean moron! lol"
Shel : "Riiiight...right back at you babe..lol"

by OpaqueInsight January 26, 2019

Morton

A fat fucking dick. A dick that is wider than it is long. A real turn off for the ladies.

Bro that dude has a Morton. It’s so weird

by JoeMan505 February 25, 2020

Morton

When you're salty af

That round of trials got me Morton AF to.

by vincentdb82 January 15, 2017