Mortonate

to extract entertainment from the Internet

the party was getting slow, so James decided to Mortonate

by Max Farewell April 14, 2013

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Morton

A person with ginger hair. when you see them you must shout morton as loud as possible.

Look at that morton child.

by Owen Holton March 28, 2007

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A long-haired paedophile who seeks enjoyment from creeping on young girls and/or boys. He enjoys shouting his own name, and using this name in any (literally ANY) situation.

Ben: Have you seen that new kid at college?
Morton: No is he a Morton? He better not be Mortoning my Morton or else I'll Morton him.

by BenRalphyReeve June 16, 2011

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another word for someone who is being salty, named after morton salt, originated in south jersey, where people are not guidos.

this nigga is being straight morton right now

by jimmy gunz609 June 13, 2010

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A "Morton" is a common auto-text correction for "Moron" if misspelled. Particularly ironic when the person calling another a "Moron" fails to recognize the error and looks like a "Moron" themselves.

CJ: "You are such a Morton!"
CJ : "Oh Sh*t*...I mean moron! lol"
Shel : "Riiiight...right back at you babe..lol"

by OpaqueInsight January 27, 2019

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