Morton

A fat fucking dick. A dick that is wider than it is long. A real turn off for the ladies.

Bro that dude has a Morton. It’s so weird

by JoeMan505 February 25, 2020

Morton

When you're salty af

That round of trials got me Morton AF to.

by vincentdb82 January 15, 2017

Morton

A nuisance, a festuring disease or growth contagious and painful. A danger to society. A threat. A thing or creature of most disgusting traits. A being of absolute disgust. Has a serious hatred for women. Negative attitude all the time. Destroys anything in its path or possession. Unloveable human like mammal. Smelly demonic like animal with no manners or feelings.

Close your Windows and lock your doors there was a Morton spotted a few miles outside of town.

by Olie November 19, 2017

Morton

A foul beast that is rumored to reside at the bottom of the Mariana Trench. Urban legends dating back to the early 1970s claimed throwing camera tripods into the ocean could summon him.

Have you heard that creepy Morton story? I hear he got 3 photographers last summer...

by 69pussy420destroyerxx May 30, 2019

morton

a person from rockingham that sits on the computer and writes stuff on internet sites about himself.

That morton is on the urban dictionary again.
Daniel is such a morton.

by aidan macca March 26, 2007

Morton

A guy who is continuously making plans with his friends but never fails to find an excuse and ditch. Is the kind of guy who wants to be a firefighter or policeman but doesn't really have the stones for it. Will always have the mentality of a child even though he's a grown man.

"Hey man! How's Morton doing?"
"Oh, I didn't see him yesterday. He had to go ice fishing with his brother."
"But it's June"

by qwerty2019 September 6, 2018

Morton

A fat fucking dick. A dick that is wider than it is long. A real turn off for the ladies.

Bro that dude has a Morton. It’s so nasty

by JoeMan505 February 25, 2020