The ancient, lost Book of the Stupid. Written and given over to humanity by He-Who-Is-Unutterably-Dense. The tome was bound in the skins of ancient bananas. Legend tells us that only the greatest idiots may open its covers without losing every iota of intellect they ever bore. The mind of any other will be blasted to drivel. Fortunately, this leaves most of planet Earth's current inhabitants perfectly safe.
The Moronicon may be opened by the utterance of three magic words, spoken in any order, but these words are so stupid that the author has given you the benefit of the doubt and spared your intellect (as it were).
The Moronicon may be opened by the utterance of three magic words, spoken in any order, but these words are so stupid that the author has given you the benefit of the doubt and spared your intellect (as it were).
A: "Oh look, it's the fabled Moronicon! Wonder what it says... gggghhhhhhhh *Drool*"
B: "Right, you may not be dead, but that deserves a Darwin Award."
B: "Right, you may not be dead, but that deserves a Darwin Award."
by handcrafter November 28, 2013
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-A person that "just dont act right," according to my south carolinian father.
-A person whose vigilant, overly wrought and bizarre actions are so alienating and conspicuously out of place in the person's social surroundings that he or she might as well be a "donkey on the moon."
-different from being a weirdo or nutjob because the person is in complete control of his or her cognitive abilities, and the actions go beyond weird.
-Usually, the moondonkey can provide a proper explanation for his or her bizarre actions and is in a pleasant and energetic mood while displaying the unusual activity on his or her part.
-A person that "just dont act right," according to my south carolinian father.
-A person whose vigilant, overly wrought and bizarre actions are so alienating and conspicuously out of place in the person's social surroundings that he or she might as well be a "donkey on the moon."
-different from being a weirdo or nutjob because the person is in complete control of his or her cognitive abilities, and the actions go beyond weird.
-Usually, the moondonkey can provide a proper explanation for his or her bizarre actions and is in a pleasant and energetic mood while displaying the unusual activity on his or her part.
1.-"The way that man was a' jumping up and down on that bent tail pipe, hollering and waving his hands all up and down in the air made him look like a real moondonkey."-my father (describing a person fixing a tail pipe)
2.-"Lately, my boyfriend has been beeping instead of saying hello when he answers the phone. One beep means yes, and two beeps means no. He hangs up unless you beep back; It's so embarrassing!" -Girl describing her boyfriend's telephone etiquette.
2.-"Lately, my boyfriend has been beeping instead of saying hello when he answers the phone. One beep means yes, and two beeps means no. He hangs up unless you beep back; It's so embarrassing!" -Girl describing her boyfriend's telephone etiquette.
by Jodi Page Corley Frankford March 20, 2007
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by Bbob9868 November 10, 2019
Get the Morndong mug.Worse than just being a moron, it's more like being a moron & a convict, thus being a moronicon. Perhaps it's a moron convicted of committing a really stupid crime, like robbing a bank while naked.
That guy sure is a Moronicon, I heard that he robbed a bank while naked & drove away on a bicycle where he was shortly after apprehended by the police.
by ConanObrienwriter February 26, 2010
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Sociology unstable because moral and social codes have been eroded or abandoned, kind of like under the influence of drugs or alcohol,but being brain washed to think like an idiot,under the influence of, media, politicians,car sales people,friends etc. Allowing yourself to think in a manner that is not morally right for you because of popular thinking.Society values leave you no good choice so it is better to act like or join in with the morons.
Sociology unstable because moral and social codes have been eroded or abandoned, kind of like under the influence of drugs or alcohol,but being brain washed to think like an idiot,under the influence of, media, politicians,car sales people,friends etc. Allowing yourself to think in a manner that is not morally right for you because of popular thinking.Society values leave you no good choice so it is better to act like or join in with the morons.
Due to the moronanomics beyond his control he decided it would be best to put an Obama sign in his yard even though he was a republican under normal circumstances.
by Sandra Angel February 11, 2009
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How our government spending more money is going to help our economy.
Harry was the only one that could relate to the moroneconomics of our government.
Harry was the only one that could relate to the moroneconomics of our government.
by sandra angel February 11, 2009
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