Morman Murders, The

A book by the same title. A true story based on a police investigation of Mark Hoffman, a Morman murderer with remarkable forgery talents. Hoffman nearly ripped off the thin facade that cloaks the lies behind the origin of the the Morman fairy tale. This books tells how the Morman church covered it all up.

Wow, this whole Morman thing was dreamed up by a con artist named Joseph Smith. You gotta read the Morman Murders, it'll rock your socks.

by Orin Patch July 27, 2005

Morman prank

A prank that doesn't do much other than slightly annoy people

Person 1: Why did you stop my microwave before it finished?
Person 2: it's a morman prank!

by big flee April 23, 2019

Morman Stuff

An excuse mormans use to get people out of the room so they can watch porn or some related thing.

Kid-Hey dad whatcha doin?

Dad-What?Oh hey get out of here!

Kid-Why?

Dad-I'm doing stuff

Kid-What kind of stuff?

Dad-Morman Stuff!!!

by Killzark May 11, 2009

Morman Spider

A male spider that has many females spiders that he has sex with. Can have have a large hairy spider penis that its uses to run for president.

-Man, Mitt Romney is such a Morman Spider!

-Gee Billy you sure have sex with alot of women you are like a Morman Spider

by Soon Soon Soon November 20, 2013

morman couple

A term used when speaking about 3 or 4 people. It is derived from the combination of morman and couple because a normal couple is 2 but mormans can have more than one wife so it defines the morman amount which is 3 or 4.

Kenny-How many people are comin over your house Dave?
Dave- I'll probably have a morman couple.

by Kenneth Prior October 31, 2007

Morman Roleplay

A group Roleplay that involves romantic and or sexual relations with many if not all members. Essentially a cyber in a group.

Woman1: Okay so we have like five people in a group..
Man1: Lets do a Morman Roleplay!
Woman3: You jiggalo.

by AwesomeMaxx November 5, 2013

Nigga Jigga Hick Jew Morman Muslim Gook Catholic Indian Nazi Spic Slanty-Eyed Foghat Gay Dyke Homo "Eh?"sayer Fatass Wigger Cauck Albino Assclown

a racial/sexist/anti religional/offensive slurr with almost every form of discrimination in it

Example 1)
joe: yo look at that Nigga Jigga Hick Jew Morman Muslim Gook Catholic Indian Nazi Spic Slanty-Eyed Foghat Gay Dyke Homo "Eh?"sayer Fatass Wigger Cauck Albino Assclown!

jim: shut up you Nigga Jigga Hick Jew Morman Muslim Gook Catholic Indian Nazi Spic Slanty-Eyed Foghat Gay Dyke Homo "Eh?"sayer Fatass Wigger Cauck Albino Assclown

Example 2) proof that anyone can make fun of anyone and unless the world stops hating we are all doomed

by TheWiseMan March 2, 2005