mopey cunt

The listless/sad/unproductive feeling you get when you are away from your loved one.

"I'm such a mopey cunt when she's not around!"

"Stop being such a mopey cunt! You'll see him soon"

"He's being such a mopey cunt, listening to power ballads again"

by Katsbud February 22, 2018

Mopey Dick

Erectile dysfunction.

Ahab tried to get it up so he could bum Queequeg, but there was nothing he could do about his Mopey Dick.

by valigarmander August 30, 2011

Mopey Taylor

When you are wearing muck Boots and step in mud and go to take a step but pull your foot out of your boot and place it in the mud thinking your boot was still on. Then you mope around the rest of the day like your dog just died and you got butt fucked at the funeral.

Oh shit! I just mopey taylor'ed myself. Fuck!

by Lukusfur April 24, 2019

Mr.Mopey

A kid who mopes around and acts like a faggot.

aaron your a faggot go mope around some more. Mr.Mopey

by Waytoogodly February 26, 2009

Money Hoe

1. The best kind of hoe to be. A person who is highly motivated to earn income and is dedicated to multiple sources of income, often at the expense of personal or social relationships therefor has no time for your bullshit.

Sorry, I can’t come over. I’m busy being a MONEY HOE.

by Food With Monica January 29, 2023

dark money

Dark money is political campaign money that is not identified with it's contributor.

The big oil company used dark money to elect a candidate who would serve their interests.

No knew the big oil company contributed to the campaign because it was dark money.

by quesondriac January 20, 2014

Big Money Salvia

Big Money Salvia is an apparition that appears in comment sections across the Internet. Whether its in Yahoo Answers, YouTube, Reddit and other sources. It usually appears when SALVIAERIK or Internet Comment Etiquette is busy correcting and imposing proper etiquette online to people that need proper teaching of how to act. All thanks to him we are all becoming safer online and loving each other and showing how its becoming harder to hide behind a screen.

Thanks to Big Money Salvia we can now be safer online!

by supercoodoo June 11, 2018