clit mop

The mop-like patch of hair found on the upper lip of some men. Often used to tickle the clitoris during cunnilingus. Sometimes referred to as a mustache.

Can I get a CLIT MOP!?

by woobnation July 8, 2014

kreem mop

A kreem mop is a guy that is in the so called "friends zone" with a girl and often acts as her shoulder to cry on when another guy who she has sex and/or a relationship with, dumps her or causes her emotional pain. He is a kreem mop because the "asshole" guy has sex with her while the "friends zone" guy is there to clean up the other man's wrong doings as he comforts her and bears all the emotional complaining.

Guy 1: Do you intend to escalate things with her?

Guy 2: No dude, I intend to keep her in the friends zone and be her shoulder to cry on when some guy fucks her in the ass and cums on her face while I'm the kreem mop there to clean her up.

by eMpTy009 March 9, 2010

Mop Jesus

The son of Mop God.

Yo Jamal, would you be interested in learning about our mop lord and mop savior, Mop Jesus?

by Dumb6nitch9ine March 19, 2022

Mop Salad

If your refer to a woman as "mop salad," that means she will perform fellatio on you with out issue, or coercion. Mop Salad can also be called "top of the morning." Its easy to to get her to give you head. -The term was coined by one of Joe Buddens' friends on BlogTV.

Yo look at that bitch there... she got some big lips... That bitch mop salad...

That chick got on juicy booty sorts.... thats definitely mop salad.

by JoeBuddenTV August 4, 2009

hot mop

"Hot Mop" is the process of "paint brushing" a girls face after one deposits his load on her forehead.

Jonesy gave that dirty broad the hot mop after blowing Hawaii on her face!

by TOMMKAT December 20, 2006

Mop top

A man with a bowl shaped, and shaggy haircut. The most famous mop tops were The Beatles, who popularized the mop top style cut in the 60s, when their manager told them that the public wouldappreciate them more if they wore the hairstyle.

The Beatles were mop tops

by Zippy117 January 19, 2009

Mop Cunt

An extremely hairy pussy that, when wet, looks like a old saggy sloppy wet janitor's mop head.

Braaaaaahh. I pulled down them panties and whohhh! I was staring at a mop cunt.

by Eaton Holgoode April 13, 2017