Mooncake

A term for any person of asian descent.
Friend#1 :"Meet my friend Ralph. He's Chinese."
Friend#2 :"Nice to meet you mooncake."
by whtthefoook October 02, 2009
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Mooncake

A thick booty on an Asian babe. The Asian version of a "cake" aka "thick booty"
Daaaaayyyuummmmm! Ling got dat mooncake!
by tlim7193 May 07, 2013
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mooncaked

When mooncakes are shoved into your face unexpectedly.
Billy: You hear about Bob?
Jimmy: Yeah, I heard he got mooncaked.
Billy: Poor bastard.
by poopsack69 May 23, 2010
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Mooncake Ache

The feeling during Lunar New Year when the mooncakes (delivered by Brandon Zhao) that Arian stuffed into your orifices begin to cause tension and strain within your body, leading to potentially debilitating pain and the inability to dodge socks thrown at you from deadly assailants.

May also be caused by consuming too many mooncakes.
Josh: Mr. Shi I don't feel so good...

Andrew: Ooof I guess that's the mooncake ache kicking in.

Josh: I guess even the "Ragin Cajun" isn't immune to high calorie baked goods
by Mystery Assassin February 06, 2019
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Salty Mooncake

A sexual act where a salty solution is inserted into a moon cake like part of the body
"yo dude took this girl home last night. gave her one salty mooncake alright. . .."

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by Chinkalinka September 25, 2010
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Snow Skin Mooncake

When you are having anal with an Asian and right before climaxing you pull out and finish on their ass. Coating their butt cheeks in a snowy white residue.
1.

"Thank you for your snow skin mooncake, Catherine"

"As long as you like it, Ken. ^_^"

2.
"The Mid-Autumn Festival starts today! Would you like to celebrate by coming over to my place and enjoying a snow skin mooncake?"
by No_Dice_6 September 13, 2019
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Shiny Mooncake

A: "Did you put moonshine in your cake?"
B: "Yes, I made a shiny mooncake"
by Pok3rf4ce May 07, 2023
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