The guy who drives a large truck in an intimidating or aggressive way but then, when you roll-up on them at a stoplight, turns out to be a little guy, a wimp or just a withering pussy - clearly using his big rig to compensate...
After hounding the cyclists with his monster truck, the Monster Truck Pussy turned out to be another little angry guy in a MAGA hat - declining the cyclist's request that he step out of his truck.
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Get the Monstertrack mug.a transexual that can be found in Microsoft Gaming Zone MTM2 who thinks he is a girl. He also sucks at MTM2
Monstertrucky> I AM UNBEATABLE TODAY!
ATW_Vipa__> uhh you just got beat like a minute ago.
Monstertrucky> I AM UNBEATABLE TODAY!
ATW_Vipa__> uhh you just got beat like a minute ago.
Monstertrucky> I AM UNBEATABLE TODAY!
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Get the monster truck mug.What is typically said if something very outlandish happens. Often used when large amounts of alcohol are being consumed. Can result in a "spit-take" (one spitting out their beverage because of laughter) if used at an opportune time. This term is a play on words. Taking the term cock monster and the beloved American sport of Monster Trucking.
When playing poker and one realizes that his straight flush has been beaten by a royal flush.
"Cock Monster Truck!!!!" "That just did not fucking happen!"
"Cock Monster Truck!!!!" "That just did not fucking happen!"
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