Monster Donks

nickname for someone with really big titties

“dayummm she got some monster DONKS😈”

by I’m already tracer. February 11, 2021

swamp monster dick

Noun- A man who, although lacking in facial beauty, has mastered all manners of pleasure for the sex whom he so desires as a sort of insurance. These men are the unicorns of the sexual world, because he would not be able to leave you or cheat if he tried, and no one will ever want to steal him, aside from his few sexual partners.

My new man took m to dinner, and afterwards, he treated me to some swamp monster dick.

by swampmonsterdick October 23, 2018

monster dip

1. A gigantic dip(smokeless tobacco) placed behind the lip. 2. A large horseship dip.

Satanic Voice: Put in a ma ma ma monster dip dip dip(echo)
Jimmy: Why?
Satanic Voice: Real men eat rocks and shit gunpowder or put in ginormous dips.
Jimmy: I dont want to...
Satanic Voice: Then you will DIE DIE DIE(echo)!!!

by MonsterDipper88 October 10, 2007

Monster Drinking Virgin

One who has never had the energy drink Monster.

Jose was classified as a monster drinking virgin upon announcing he had never taken a sip it.

by Waffles_xD April 28, 2011

Green monster [drugs] [pills]

lang term for a pill called calanzapam and is use to get high or help panic attacks

WHOOO!!! I poped some green monster drugs pills last night and i dont know what happened

by Btimmz October 16, 2008

Double Monster Dump

The double monster dump, abbreviated DmD, is where you dump so big that your dump comes out of the john and takes another dump on top of your dump.

Yo lil cuh, i just took a dump and then in dumped on top of my dump. It was a Double monster Dump.

by P 4 Lyfe August 11, 2018

Monster Dick

A penis usually referring to a black male. Monsters are over 14 inches at the least.

Jill: Wow, look at that MONSTER DICK!
Tiffany: Wow!

by Press To Talk January 1, 2010