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monosexism

The belief that bisexual, omnisexual and pansexual identities and behaviors are inferior to monosexuality, or that any identity beyond monosexuality does not exist.

Any speech or behavior that is biased against people beyond a monosexual identity.
Monosexism claims that a person can only be gay or straight, and that anyone who is not is either lying or confused.
by RangerTom November 4, 2008
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mohosexual

Someone who wants to have sex with as many hos as possible; the mo hos the better!
INTERVIEWER: Santa, is it true that you are a mohosexual?

SANTA: Ho, ho ho!
by Sex Ed January 19, 2007
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monotexter

someone (mostly girls) that tends to reply to texts using only one word. Worst of all being; LOL, :), hahaha, <3

Doesn't matter who started the convo, the monotexter will have ended it right on the spot
example of MONOTEXTER

boy:My day wasnt so good, I got suspended and my dog died
girl: AWW
boy:......................................
by that guyyyy October 1, 2010
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monodextrous literature

As he heard his mother he hurriedly stashed his monodextrous literature under the bed and hid the jizz rag.
by TLO Smudge March 2, 2004
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Motosexual

A person who shows symptoms of obsessive compulsive disorder and deviant sexual behavior in relation to motorcycling. Symptoms usually persist for up to 6 months at a time (or however long the riding season lasts) but may persist indefinitely. Symptoms may include the following:
-Excessive thoughts about motorcycles, motorcycling and related material
-Disproportionate spending of income on motorcycle related items including but not limited to: new motorcycles, safety gear, performance parts, non-performance parts, race tickets, track days, premium gas, books, videos etc.
-Aimless wandering while on a motorcycle
-Losing track of time while on a motorcycle
-Physical symptoms of withdrawal during long absences of riding

In addition to these motosexuals will also forgo food and/or sex in favor of "quality time' with their motorcycle and often transcend into deviant sexual behavior including but not limited to the following:
-Sexual thoughts and behaviors involving the use of a motorcycle
-Association of motorcycle related items with sex
-Fetishes involving the use of gear such as helmets, gloves, jackets and boots
-Fetishes involving any number of fluids used in motorcycle maintenance especially those in which the fluid is a type of lubricant

Motosexuals are unique in that they are aware of their condition and even pleased by it. Despite the fact that being a motosexual may have an adverse impact on health, family life, work and social life most motosexuals do not seek treatment.
Last week Joe developed motosexual tendencies and blew off Sunday football to go to the mountains on his motorcycle.
by Mel@NCS December 7, 2007
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Monsexual

Attraction towards money.
Have you heard about that monsexual guy at the bank?

yeah, it was funny how he kept getting boners whenever he saw cash.
by LilBootyChaser January 26, 2021
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monosexual

A person who's sexual prefernce is one sex. It can be heterosexual or homosexual.
Lisa is a monosexual lesbian and does not like men, therefore she's not bisexual.
by R·D January 1, 2004
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