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monogamous slut

a male or female who submits to the sexual whims of his or her partner, is available at any time for sex, yet never strays or has sex with anyone outside the owner/slut relationship
When he arrived home, his monogamous slut was sleeping, but he knew he could wake her to service his cock, for she was his to command.
by Semirhage January 26, 2008
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Monogamous Dining

When two co-workers only have lunch with each other.
John: Steve, want to see if Chris wants to come to lunch?
Steve: Pssh... You know he and Paul have a monogamous dining thing going on.

John: Well maybe he's willing to commit lunch adultery today.
Steve: Good luck with that.
by D0p@r15 February 6, 2010
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monogamous relationship

A fancy word describing an relationship with just one partner.
„Do you see these too over there? They are like super loyal. They are in such a monogamous relationship.“
by Klaaaaus14 June 25, 2018
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monogamous understanding

An exclusive relationship or agreement without any titles. Your free when you want to leave and not obligated but devoted for the time being.
Toya is part of a monogamous understanding with Bob, and he's ok with that....they want to be together but they are not ready for it to become a relationship.
by msamerica316 February 18, 2012
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monogamous goose

- Hey Heather, from now on you're going to call Clayton "monogamous goose."
- Why?
- Don't argue with me, woman, just call him monogamous goose!
by Lil' Jon K April 21, 2004
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Monogamous Getter Somer

One who is getting some from another exclusivley without being in a relationship.
Friend 1 - We are taking it slowly
Friend 2 - Sure, and it doesn't hurt that your getting

some EVERY night.
Friend 1 - Hey but at least I'm a Monogamous Getter Somer
by Negative Nate June 3, 2011
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monogamous hole

It's a place where all the cheaters go when they've promised to never cheat again. A different specific version of "hell".
Tommy was sentenced to an afterlife
In the monogamous hole after a lifetime of breaking promises to many failed marriages.
by Zentastic January 26, 2018
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