Monobrow

a. the unfortunate state of having one large eyebrow across yo nasty ass mug
b. the inability to use a pair of tweezers, aka forrest gumpery

dude, look at patricia. with that monobrow she looks like fuckin bert from the sesame street.
bro, i know. BITCH, EVEN FORREST GUMP COULD USE TWEEZERS!

by alli bear October 27, 2007

monobrown

wen you take a turd across sumones forehead while thyre asleep in an act of revenge of just drunken fun

hu the fuk monobrowned me last nite!?!?

by kieran .m .cullen May 18, 2007

monobrow

1)individual, usually residing in Chicago, who has been in school for 14 consecutive years and has a single eyebrow spanning both eyeballs.

2)Eddie Munster lookalike.

Steve: "Have you spoken to Brian Daly in a while?"
Carl: "No. Have you?"
Steve: "No."
Carl: "Last time I saw him he was throwing up after, like, 4 wine coolers.”
Steve: “I wonder if he still has that monobrow?"

by Hog1 October 24, 2003

monobrow

Someone with only one eyebrow which covers both eyes.

This is not to be confused with Unibrow, as that is the actual eyebrow.

The source of the monobrow's uglyness could be traced back to the thick unibrow covering both of his eyes.

by Matt June 15, 2003

Monobrow

A person with only one gigantic eyebrow. Perhaps called a "unibrow". Having too much hair, making it appear to be one eyebrow rather than two.

The guy in the corner with his computer and World of Warcraft T-shirt sure has a rockin' monobrow.

by Smb05 December 8, 2010

monobrow

a monobrow is a pair of eyebrows that have joined in the middle. also known as a "slug", "forehead tash" or a "furry snail".

OMG look at kris' huge monobrow nick! EWWWWW its disguisting aidan.

by uhgyifdibj February 5, 2010

monobrow

An extremely crusty caterpillar across someones forehead. Usually formed because the person decided/couldn't get pluckers. Most commonly said people with monobrows are named Marco. Also monobrows are sometimes flared up on the sides.

Man! That crusty kid over there needs to stop flarin' his monobrow!

by Crusty Monochode February 20, 2011