Monkey Face

A person who has at least two of the following traits; Upturned nose with nostrils pointing out at the world like two empty canons. Sloped and furrowed brow. Big monkey lips, teeth, and jaw.

Shanna Collins from CBS's "Swingtown" has a classic Monkey Face.

by jlkid March 11, 2010

monkey face

The act of 'blowing' your man juice onto your ladies face, at which point you 'decorate' the said ladies mess with artfully concealed pubic hair- 'hey presto' MONKEY FACE

Not yet heard of a successful 'application' - guaranteed to get you the sack, could be used as a last 'hurrah'as in a girl you're fed up with;'Do you fancy a Monkey Face?' ...'what's that?..'I'll show you'hey presto-freedom!!

by Jabba, London August 22, 2006

Monkey Face

When a male shaves his genitals, ejaculates onto his partners face and throws his pubic hair onto the woman's/man's face.

"Can I monkey face you?"

"Shut up or I will monkey face you!"

"I can't believe he monkey-faced me last night."

"You got monkey-faced!"

by Boffa March 6, 2009

Reverse Monkey Face

The role reversal of a standard Monkey Face, involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair but with a twist. Firstly the female pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male, at the point of ejaculation the female withdraws the man's penis from her mouth and ejaculates his semen all over his own face, the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen while shouting "reverse monkey face".

Pedro: "Why is Ed so pissed this morning?"
Thalia: "Because I reverse monkey faced that stupid ass last night"
Pedro: "I love you"

by Tr1stan August 24, 2008

monkey face

used to insult someone and compare them to a black man or african american who resembled a monkey.

ugliness, african american, insult

Fuck you monkey face!

Look at that monkey face!

Yea your a monkey face!

by livefreely August 3, 2009

Sock monkey face

stuffing too much food in your mouth and closing your lips with puffy cheeks.

Boy, you jus fit that whole muffin in your mouth. Nice sock monkey face.

by timsworld May 19, 2015

angry monkey face

When a man blows his load on a woman's face then pulls out a handful of pubes and throws them on her cummy face.

Gave a bird angry monkey face last night. Good job I didn't shave my pubes

by Blackdragonchjt February 27, 2016