Monkey tail

When you clench your asshole and your get temporary control of your penis.

Ed: Hey roger why is your pants pulsing?
Roger: Yeah I’m monkey tailing it right now!

by SwanyM September 20, 2018

curl a monkey tail

Taking a nice long dump without stopping to pinch off

Dude, after that T-bell I had to curl a monkey tail something fierce!

by A^C July 27, 2006

Growing a monkey tail

Taking a long massive shit.

I'm waiting for Melissa, cuz she's growing a monkey tail.

by comehonorfaceboots November 16, 2016

Montgomery Monkey Tail

Verb. When a gentleman chokes a woman at the time of orgasm, making the woman's anus tighten up, making things a whole lot better for the man

Jerry: Dude i gave a girl a "Montgomery Monkey Tail"!
Bob: Dude thats awesome

by mildbill May 2, 2010

snap off a monkey tail

To take a shit

I'll be right back, I gotta go snap off a monkey tail!

by El Donko Deluxo June 27, 2003

monkey tail

When you wait too long to poop and a turd starts to extend past your butthole involuntarily. Similar to a turtle head or a prairie dog, but possibly describing a more severe scenario.

Wait; I gotta call you back from the toilet. I’ve got a monkey tail situation going on.

by mehmet oz December 15, 2022

Monkey tail

The sexual act of deficateing your partners mouth and then receiving oral sex giving the male appendage the look of the classic chocolate covered banana treat the monkey tail

Yo I pooped in this chick's mouth and she gave me a monkey tail

by Monkeytail545454 June 27, 2022