noob monkey poo

reffering to someone who is greater than a noob, but still your friend.

ZOMG! Josh, you're such a noob monkey poo.

by Michelle Sanderlin November 26, 2007

smoked salmon and monkey poo

Yuck, disgusting.

Smoked salmon and monkey poo tastes disgusting.

by Debskelly1985 July 24, 2023

poo monkey

A dry, crusty little piece of excrement that firmly grips and swings from one's arse hairs in a similar manner to that of a monkey on a vine.

Showering BEFORE shitting is a sure-fire recipe for poo monkeys.

by Andrew Thompson May 2, 2005

Poo Monkey

When you take a poop so big that it is the size of a monkey!!

Dude go in the bathroom and check out my Poo Monkey

by Mike McStoner April 23, 2009

Monkey Poon

Noun
1. The act of getting sexual pleasure from a female
2. The pussy area of a female
3. A smelly vagina

1. "Yo last night was crazy as hell! I got some sweet monkey poon from Laquisha!"

by CoolConnor1985 November 2, 2010

monkey pooch

A foul-smelling, well-used vagina. Most females possessing a monkey pooch are either lacking the intelligence of the conventional woman or are simply both liars and hussies.

"Kevin, the smell of your girlfriend's monkey pooch could kill a small rodent."

"Kevin! You want to make me feel better than I feel right now?! You want to give me pleasure? Stick your fingers in my monkey pooch!"

"Shit, she had four guys in that monkey pooch of her's."

"Kevin, your monkey pooch - having girlfriend is a liar and a hussy."

by Mattrick McKennedy August 7, 2006

Monkey poop

Slang term for chewing tobacco.

Bill: Hey Willy, hand me my monkey poop so I can put some in my mouth.

Willy: Hell yeah bill. Here’s your monkey poop, I think I’ll eat some too!

by GetOffMyLawnnnn November 1, 2020