This week, on Sex with mom and dad
Girl: I love sex
Mom: Sex is bad
Doctor: How do you feel about that?
Girl: I love sex
Mom: Sex is bad
Doctor: How do you feel about that?
by screamofeen19 May 19, 2009
Get the Sex with mom and dadmug. 
Dad:we'll go to mom and dad's bank ok son!!!
Kid:ok
Dad:(whispering to mom)you got the condoms ready??
Mom:hell yeah!!!
Kid:ok
Dad:(whispering to mom)you got the condoms ready??
Mom:hell yeah!!!
by real balla December 14, 2008
Get the mom and dad's bankmug. Basically means no, or unlikely to happen.
A mom and dad maybe (aka parental maybe) can be used by anyone for any reason, but is most often used by parents as an answer to a child's question.
A mom and dad maybe (aka parental maybe) can be used by anyone for any reason, but is most often used by parents as an answer to a child's question.
EX Mom and Dad Maybe:
Child: Hey, Mom, I don't have any homework, can I spend the night at Jimmy's house?
Mom: Maybe, but it's a school night.
Child: Hey, Mom, I don't have any homework, can I spend the night at Jimmy's house?
Mom: Maybe, but it's a school night.
by Dtone157 January 7, 2017
Get the Mom and Dad Maybemug. Your grandmother of your paternal side.
by yayyyyy me! March 15, 2021
Get the Dad's mommug. "your mom is your dad's mom" is a satirical reference to jokes beginning with "your mom is..."
it came from boredom while walking around target.
if someone is telling "your mom..." jokes, tell them this one, and you will win, for sure, i promise. they won't know what to say. guaranteed to work, everytime.
it came from boredom while walking around target.
if someone is telling "your mom..." jokes, tell them this one, and you will win, for sure, i promise. they won't know what to say. guaranteed to work, everytime.
"your mom is so fat she......blah blah blah"
"your mom is your dad's mom"
"wtf?"
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*clicks the thumbs down thing*
"yeah? well...your mom is your dad's mom"
"your mom is your dad's mom"
"wtf?"
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*clicks the thumbs down thing*
"yeah? well...your mom is your dad's mom"
by i am soooooo saxy May 9, 2006
Get the your mom is your dad's mommug. Phrase meant to rescue from any awkward situation and when repeated enough, makes people who take themself too seriously very angry. Most often used as an iron-clad comeback or avoidance of situation.
Bill: "Well, Obama's economic policy is complete crap, he's a communist."
Bob: "your moms your dad."
Bill: "Ahh...?"
Bob: "your moms your dad."
Bill: "Ahh...?"
by spencerlovesboys January 20, 2009
Get the your moms your dadmug.