If someone tied one end of some cat-
5 cableing to my genitals and the other end to an oak desk up on the 12th
floor of a building and threatened to push the desk over the edge or maybe if someone ate some poop and then waited till they had to poop and then pooped and held a gun to my head and made me
eat the pooped poop or heck I suppose even if someone duct-taped me naked to one of those aluminum folding chairs and made me listen to gospel
music.