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The fact of the matter is, (and it's really hard to explain this in the laymans terms)but if the need ever arose where I would have to explain in detail what moycon is I would have to use the example below:
If someone tied one end of some cat-5 cableing to my genitals and the other end to an oak desk up on the 12th floor of a building and threatened to push the desk over the edge or maybe if someone ate some poop and then waited till they had to poop and then pooped and held a gun to my head and made me eat the pooped poop or heck I suppose even if someone duct-taped me naked to one of those aluminum folding chairs and made me listen to gospel music.
moycon by Moycon April 22, 2005
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moonso of gloggy bon fized moycon deft b lopa 

A phrase written hastily on a piece of plywood, the floor of a hastily constructed drainage pipe house. My friend asked me to read the phrase. I did and it was awesome, and we used it for the next 10 years, mainly to confuse people, as we would randomly say the phrase in conversation. Shortly after the day it was written, my friend "translated" the phrase. The only word I now recall was "moycon" it translated as "marihuana"
Me: moonso of gloggy bon fized moycon deft b lopa. You: LOL Yeah man, I dig it.
A caring person who loves everybody and has ups and downs and sometimes feels insecure but always got you're back and is a great person to have around
Maycons a funny guy and likes memes
You heard maycon just cracked a nice joke
Maycon by Magnolia is love September 27, 2018

germano mosconi 

Italian journalist...famous for his blasfemies. His partners use to trick him while he was readind the news in TV and he used to get really pissed off and call the name of god mixing him with several funny things...please close the door!

Somebody started to mix Germano voice with famous songs, part of movies or cartoon! Very funny!
No no no! Va in mona, meti na roba a tuto meti!
Ma che oooh!
Dio porco se venite avanti ancora ve do un punio!
Germano Mosconi!
germano mosconi by Riccardo Grosso January 16, 2008

mocontrol 

it's a ghetto pronunciation for remote control.
" hey nigga, wheres the fucking mocontrol?"
mocontrol by ghetto442 October 19, 2015
Abbreviated form of Modern Conviences; means 'fully loaded". Popular in the 1960's when modern conveniences were new and unusual and 'elective.'
Dweeb 1: Hey, I just got a new cell phone from my company.

Dweeb 2: Does it have all the modcons? Like games, digital camera, customizable ringing?
modcons by Cherry Nelsonic May 26, 2005

Maycon Lima 

Trash, worthless, piece of shit, useless, scum, degenerate, despicable, man whore, failure, filthy
OMG you're being the perfect example of a Maycon Lima right now.
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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