moscato

moscato is a sweet slightly sparkling wine made from muscat grapes made popular by rappers such as kanye west.

"hypno chrysto i mean whatever, but serraco moscato it do taste better.."

by annonymous 26 January 15, 2007

chris moscato

Chris moscato king of the sloths, and fire king.

Chris Moscato walked into a pole

by Fireking1 November 28, 2013

Momcation

(n.) 1. A break from one's motherly duties 2. Extended periods of time that one's children spend with their father, usually as a result of a custody agreement. Used to denote only a respite from day to day parental activities not normal duties (i.e. work, household, etc.)

The kids are spending two weeks this summer with their father - what should I do with my momcation?

by SusMFS June 15, 2009

mommatronification

n.
A disparaging term used to describe the change in behavior of an old bubble tea-buying Asian lady who suspects her daughter of being a porn star as she develops into a sadistic wench who finds humor in fooling said daughter into thinking that her father was attacked by an assailant in China, killed the assailant with a reversal of kung fu moves, and spent a week in jail under the false accusation of manslaughter.

Katsu burst into tears after hearing the sad news, only to be made fun of moments later by her mother undergoing mommatronification.

by Schleaze May 7, 2005

Momcoat

a coat that looks as if it should only be worn by a mom

Momcoats are on sale this time of year because of their quilted warmth. Look at Chloe working the momcoat!

by Kovac Jake December 20, 2009

momatron

A great friend you call mom. Who also is a badass

Dad mom is a true momatron.

by Monkeykombat November 3, 2018

momfat

the ultimate insult to someones mother, banned in 39 different countries.

Broseph : Lol man you have bad hairline

Chad : Momfat

Broseph : *Fucking explodes and dies*

by Revvvv January 19, 2021