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Sizzlin yo moma

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The act of trying to get girls but failing to the point of no return
Sizzlin yo moma: hey! r u a babe?
Girl: (grabs tazer) CREEPER!!!(tazes Sizzlin yo moma)
by hipsterjuice September 27, 2011
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momasaurus

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over protective, yet micro-managing mother who uses guilt to try and make you change your mind
Everytime I try to explain to my momasaurus my future plans she gets upset and then tries to discuss how if I do it a different way my life would be easier.
by ooober goober March 25, 2010
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A warm juicy snack for your dad or uncle, can be broken if sucked too hard by kids
He has a sexy momas pp.
by yur momas pp November 5, 2021
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Ur mom a fidget spinner

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The most fantastic roast of all time. Anyone who says this immediately becomes king. The moment it is spoken grown men cry and women miscarry. The ultimate end to a roast fight
Bob-your mom gae
John-ur mom a fidget spinner

Bob-dies after brain hemorrhage caused by roast
by JasonCOZ April 4, 2018
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momasaurus rex

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control freak of a mom with a t-rex attitude of...a great big head and little tiny arms to try to control everything by telling you what to do but failing miserably.
My momasaurus rex thinks she is helping but every time I turn around she is screaming her word vomit all over me and trying to control my life.
by oober goober June 18, 2012
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Momase

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Acronym, stands for "Male On Male Anal Sex Enjoyer". A Psudonym for homosexual males. Originated in IRC due to a discussion on how words have changed meanings and the word "gay" no longer means "happy". Also an attempt to reclaim the original meaning of "gay" by replacing it with a new, albeit offensive, slang word.

Pronounciation: "Moh-Mayce"
"You're such a momase, Steve."
"I think Jimmy's a momase."
by LMB September 13, 2006
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momass

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a girl's buttocks that sags with wrinkles near the thigh area but yet is flatter than a homeless woman's chest on crack. This is usually obtained by a woman sitting in an office chair all day, every day.
"dang! I like that chick is hot but she got a momass! grooooooss!"
"yo look at that momass, I bet you could use that as a cutting board!"
"hey, your mom's ass looks like shes been sitting on the driveway for the past 10 years"
by FancyHancy February 7, 2008
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