by Aftons williams December 7, 2021
Get the Naked Mole-Rat mug.An obscure and mysterious mole rat that takes presence in the rituals and practices of many underground cults esp. in the New Mexico area.
by Drewby June 11, 2006
Get the great mole rat mug.Ron Stoppable's pet Naked Mole Rat on the Kim Possible TV Series. Rufus likes eating with Ron at Buano Nacho-they both like Nacos and Grande Sized Chamburritos! With Rufus around everday is muy Buano!
I heard that Smarty Mart was having a Sale,
on a hairless pink rodent with a long skinny tail.
It seemed like this could be the solution
The perfect pet for my dad, sensitive constitution,
So the manager came to open up the cage he said,
"You know this pets airless?"
I said I couldn’t care less
He handed him to me he said,
“Be careful, don’t drop it,
And do you want this cage?”
No I keep him in my pocket
What is that, that freaky thing?
(Yes, that’s right
It’s a naked mole rat)
C’mon, y'all let the girlies sing
(Listen to the naked mole rap)
on a hairless pink rodent with a long skinny tail.
It seemed like this could be the solution
The perfect pet for my dad, sensitive constitution,
So the manager came to open up the cage he said,
"You know this pets airless?"
I said I couldn’t care less
He handed him to me he said,
“Be careful, don’t drop it,
And do you want this cage?”
No I keep him in my pocket
What is that, that freaky thing?
(Yes, that’s right
It’s a naked mole rat)
C’mon, y'all let the girlies sing
(Listen to the naked mole rap)
by Ron Stoppable September 27, 2003
Get the Rufus-The Naked Mole Rat mug.Someone looking particularly unattractive, usually early in the morning or late at night. Characteristics include squinty eyes, hair pressed flat against head, puffy features. Usually the result of poor or no sleep and/or way too late/early to be up and moving around.
She washed her face and brushed her hair, but a naked mole rat still stared back at her in the mirror.
After playing video games all night he was more naked mole rat than human.
That's not a baby! That's a naked mole rat!
After playing video games all night he was more naked mole rat than human.
That's not a baby! That's a naked mole rat!
by Inanna October 21, 2007
Get the naked mole rat mug.The act of covering a naked mole rat in spunk or feces, per preference of the partner, followed by insertion of the mole rat's own feces into a man's anus. The mole rat, then consumed by the desire to eat its own feces, chases the turd into the anus through a glass tube inserted into the man's butthole. While this is happening, said partner screams "YOU MUST CONTAIN THE BEAST" as the other man shrieks with terror and pleasure as the naked mole rat is inside of his anal cavity.
Guy 1: My sister bought a naked mole rat recently. Wanna go try out the Musky Mole Rat?
Guy 2: You are a sick and twisted bastard. Get out of my house!
Guy 2: You are a sick and twisted bastard. Get out of my house!
by The Sticky Varmint March 1, 2014
Get the Musky Mole Rat mug.A day to give back to that friend that is an actual freaking mole rat. She/he might as well live in the sewer. Now for this day you must walk up to this friend and lean in to a hug. When your face is next to theirs BITE THEIR EAR OFF, THEY WON'T EXPECT IT. Then pinch their nose and pull their hair and screem at them CRACKHEAD!!!!
by Oger to die November 13, 2019
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