beard moisturizer

Female natural juices to make sure the beard is nourished and growing

She rode his face to give him the beard moisturizer he needed

by KingTrice June 13, 2017

Mexican Moisturizer

When a man is fucking a slutty girl and she decides that her legs are too dry so the guy eats lots of mexican food and then goes diarrhea on her legs. Together they massage the shit until it settles in, then repeat the process.

Last night Fernandez gave Emily some Mexican Moisturizer!

by Leeza Gibbons January 14, 2009

homemade moisturizer

when that creepy kid busts a nut, puts it in a container, and gives it to you as lotion

or when you and bae wanna get freaky

Jonah hit me up with some homemade moisturizer last night, want some? *rubs it all over face*

by satansnigga666 September 2, 2016

Playground moisturizer

The worst insult to ever exist in the entire universe.

Omg it's that playground moisturizer person.

by mlemingshobe November 27, 2019

african moisturizer

When you use your dads sperm as moisturizer for you dry elbows

Hey dad got any african moisturizer?

by bmw469plpe September 18, 2021

Posterize Moisturize

When a basketball player is killing the game in the paint with his post skills.

A posterizes B
B: Damn, you really know how to posterize moisturize!

by Halabtsi November 2, 2016

Does Chris moisturize?

The idea of questioning if Chris from Mrbeast YouTube videos moisturizes.

Does Chris moisturize?

by Does Chris moisturize? August 26, 2019