The moves a person makes while waiting in an airport security checkpoint as they are checking all of their pockets for metal items.
If you don't do the airport macarena, the metal detectors will beep and you will be asked to check your pockets again.
by Allen Papertape January 12, 2010
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I had to exercise the highest degree of mockrestraint when I noticed my cousin at the funeral wearing white pantyhose and Doc Martin's.
by 1jazzydiva November 4, 2011
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The steps of being frisked and cuffed, set to the back-beat of the Macarena:
1st step; left hand on police cruiser hood. 2nd step; right hand on police cruiser hood. 3rd step; leg spread shoudler-width apart. 4th step; left hand on back of head. 5th step; right hand on back of head. 6th step; back of left hand on small of back. 7th step; right hand on small of back. 8th step; crouch down and slide over.
1st step; left hand on police cruiser hood. 2nd step; right hand on police cruiser hood. 3rd step; leg spread shoudler-width apart. 4th step; left hand on back of head. 5th step; right hand on back of head. 6th step; back of left hand on small of back. 7th step; right hand on small of back. 8th step; crouch down and slide over.
"My buddy was walking back from the gas station, he just bought a pack of smokes when the cops lit him up. Apparently he 'looked like someone they were looking for', and when he tried to argue that he wasn't even that cat? They had him doing the Detroit Macarena while they tossed his wallet. Bunch of pigs."
by FungusHumongous February 12, 2014
Get the detroit macarena mug.Looking like a line dancer at a wedding, the act of a carpenter looking for a pencil, putting his/her hands behind both ears, then both shirt pockets, then both front pants pockets, then both back pockets, then spinning in a circle looking on the floor, scratch top of head...repeat.
by dacabinator December 6, 2007
Get the carpenter's macarena mug.when you see a midget, it is common courtesy to publicly identify the said midget, either verbally or physically, and subsequently perform the macarena. failure to do so will result in your spouse fornicating with a beloved relative.
ex: yo, is that kid a midget? *points at the midget* i have to do the midget macarena now, or else my bf might cheat on me with my brother!
by tomfoolery69420 November 20, 2022
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nolie: *sent a gif "jack likes the macarena"*
kazuma: FUCK YOU NOLIE
nolie likes the macarena
nolie: *sent a gif "jack likes the macarena"*
kazuma: FUCK YOU NOLIE
nolie likes the macarena
by urihvh June 24, 2021
Get the nolie likes the macarena mug.A really old (1996!) song that took over the world for a while with it's corny dance and cheesy singing. Embarrasing song to be caught listening to today.
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena - Give your body pleasure, Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena - Because your body is for giving it pleasure and good things
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena - Give your body pleasure, Macarena
Ehhhh, Macarena!
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena - Because your body is for giving it pleasure and good things
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena - Give your body pleasure, Macarena
Ehhhh, Macarena!
by Chow September 19, 2003
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