Mobiley Dick

The name of the most legendary mobile phone to have ever lived, a true silicon hero. Named after the whale hunted by Captain Ahab.

Person 1: I'm on fire.
Person 2: Don't worry i'll ring the fire brigade.

Person 1: It's an honour to be rescued from mobiley dick, I am not worthy.

by Darby Chops May 5, 2009

mobilbobility

the mental capacity required to navigate a psychedelic experience in public without causing a scene or drawing attention.

We were making the intersection at I-90 and I-15, small mountain town, when the drugs began to take hold. My brother was flying down the mountain pass in an illegal Impala he purchased from some questionable desert dweller. As I peeled my face off the dashboard he checked me. I told him, “Don’t worry about my mobilbobility, nobody’s gonna know.”

Then there were bats…

by anonymous April 22, 2023

mobilbobility

the mental capacity required to navigate a psychedelic experience in public without causing a scene or drawing attention.

We were making the intersection at I-90 and I-15, small mountain town, when the drugs began to take hold. My brother was flying down the mountain pass in an illegal Impala he purchased from some questionable desert dweller. As I peeled my face off the dashboard he checked me. I told him, “Don’t worry about my mobilbobility, nobody’s gonna know.”

Then there were bats…

by anonymous April 22, 2023