mitch

a mitch is a usually a boy who is trapped in life, doesnt know weather he wants to be straight gay or bi sexual, loves touching arab pee pees and putting a digit in a old mans arse, likes to masturbate while lighting candles. for fun mitches like to play a game called keep the flame, this game insists of shoving a lit candle up the anus and pulling it out again with the flame still alive, to do this u have to have a loose asshole

that blokes the biggest MITCH ever

by tijah October 29, 2008

mitch

A politically correct term for bitch in the military

Sheriff bill is being a real mitch today

by dirtboy June 19, 2014

mitch

Abbreviation on Michelin Man. This name can be used to describe a large person with rolls of flab.

"Man, who is that huge woman?"
"Oh, that's Mitch... I mean Sue..."

by Corinne Simpson October 15, 2006

mitch

A mitch is a male bitch

Katy: Kevin is such a mitch
Lara: i know right

by Elleboss November 14, 2015

mitch

A term for a upper-class bitch

Look at that mitches clothes.

by caitlinfebus. January 31, 2009

mitch

A term that is used to describe an 18th Century pubic wig.

Also see: mitch'd: a term to describe the pubic hair of a lady being rubbed against your face

Tim: "I just saw you get mitch'd by Laura"
Dave: "Shut up...."
Tim: "Owned"

by Mike McKie January 17, 2008

mitch

A man who consistently acts like a bitch and partakes in bitch-ish activities and one who has a bitch-ish personality.

The mitch would not stop complaining and whining when he was excluded from an activity with his friends.

by Iknowitallmitch June 19, 2014