mimosa dawg

Doing the most. To have too much fun with ones friends. To surpass the level of narnia, whilst intoxicated, to the point that you are screaming inaudible noises and scaring any beezy in the area away.

Samir: "Dude, what happened to you last night?"
Justin: "I woke up in jail, naked, covered in my own feces and vomit."
Samir: "Damn, you went straight Mimosa Dawg."

by A.M. 378... November 28, 2010

Mimosa (name)

Mimosa is a beautiful girl with gorgeous facial features and a beautiful body. She's caring, funny, smart and pretty and loves easily. She doesn't know her own beauty and doesn't see what everybody else sees: a beautiful person, inside and out. Remember to remind her every day that she's unique, necessary and amazing.

“Wow, Mimosa (name) is so beautiful.”

by loveyourself1301 February 26, 2017

Mimoza

Is a wonderful person who gives off a great, friendly vibe to everybody. She has gorgeous facial features and a beautiful body. She's caring, funny, smart and pretty. She's a wonderful person from the inside and the outside. Everyone wants to be around her and wishes to be her friend. She also has a very nice style and gorgeous hair. Boys love her.

Malik: Who's this incredible girl in the bus?
Damian: That's Mimoza.

by nonamebcsyoi April 8, 2018

sexual misconduct

n. A sweeping phrase used to describe any range of behavior involving sex, intimacy, or genitalia that is alleged to be inappropriate by the accuser or the speaker. The behavior may be illegal such as extortion, assault and battery, or indecent exposure, but more often it is a legally ambiguous situation where two consenting adults were involved in the situation until one participant, usually the woman, seeks to contest the context, unspoken assumptions, or power dynamics in the circumstance. The disclosing party usually wishes to publicly expose or air moral qualms with the situation. Whether or not the conduct is truly wrong depends on ones personal views on matters involving gender roles, sex, marriage, jocular conduct, and workplace norms. The phrase is closely associated with the #MeToo movement whose proponents call for shifting the balance of power between genders in the workplace and opponents accuse the movement of being joyless manhaters.

I thought I had a decent role as an actress but then I needed to meet with the producer at his hotel. When he walked into the room wearing only a robe I bolted and then lost my job. That’s sexual misconduct!

I was like on this first date with a dude and he didn’t ask if I wanted white or red wine. When we got to his house he tried to hook up right away win any conversation. After a night of raunchy oral sex I really regretted it. That’s sexual misconduct!

Wow. The anchor of a morning TV show called *me*, a 21 year old intern, to his office and exposed his Johnson then walked away. He hasn’t fired me or even acknowledged my existence before or since. That guy is a strange dude and I’d say that was sexual misconduct.

by Jon Snow Lives January 17, 2018

Misconstrusion

The act of misconstruing something, or not understanding something

Your reaction was a misconstrusion of my intent!

by JPAA January 16, 2011

Mimoza

A Mimoza is the most beautiful person you will ever meet. You better do not let her go because you will never find someone else like her. When she laughs you just are able to fall in love with her. She is gorgeous, smart and the funniest person ever. She always wants to make you happy even if she is not by herself. She gives you good advices and is always there for you. Appreciate her as a friend because there is no one better.

I talked to mimoza yesterday. I feel much better now.

by idcidcidcidcidc November 11, 2017

Covid Misconduct Disorder

A newly identified psychological disorder characterized by not complying with governmental health directives for public behavior during the COVID-19 Pandemic.

Fuck the state for telling me what to do and fuck yes, I most certainly do have a serious case of Covid Misconduct Disorder!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 22, 2020