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Minionsexual

1. -Adjective- Describes someone who is Sexually Attracted to Minions.
2. -Adjective- A whore
3. -Noun- Someone who is Sexually Attracted to Minions
Brad: "Bro thats a Minion, thats a hottie"
Chad: "Bro that's kind of Minionsexual"
Brad: "I'm minionsexual and Proud"

Heather: "Im coming Out as Minionsexual and am know part of the LGBTQM+ Community"
Narratar: "Heather is now a whore and social outcast who posts to many minion memes"
by LankaLiyanapatharangeLicker November 12, 2021
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minions eye

The outline of a fat persons belly button through their t-shirt.
Check out the minions eye on that monster waiting for chips.
by Aitko June 4, 2016
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chan's bald minions

It basically means being a stay which is the stray kids fandom and you like all members of stray kids :)
random person: what are you? A stay?
a stay: Nu I'm one of Chan's bald minionssss!!! *dramatic evil luaghter*
by straykidswoh April 13, 2020
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hoe minions

People who themselves may not be hoes, but protect the integrity of those who are. They condone the things hoe-ish people do, and will throw stones then hide their hand if it is in favor of the hoe-ish person who they look up to or are protecting. They are spineless, and the reason why they stick up for these type of people can range from "status" affiliation to Monetary gain. It is best to not associate with hoes or their minions
Man: If I were you I would not associate with him. Hoe minions like him, you cant trust them as far as you can throw them. He will always stick up for hoe-ish type people.

Woman: What do hoe minions act like?

Man: They're phony, they're fake, their the type of people I hate.
by UD-Doc November 13, 2010
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the minions

a group of bitchy girls who hav to do EVERYTHING together/the same. really popular and really annoying. stupid. airheaded. use like every other word. follows each other around in packs. steals peoples lunch tables on purpose to annoy the other party.
minion1: lets like go like jump off this like cliff!
minions2-4: LIKE YEAH!
the minions1-4:*jumps off cliff*

minion1: oh em gee, i think i broke a nail!
minions2-4: like OMG!! we need 2 like find like, a like hospital, or like sumthing...

minion: im fat...*when actually average size*
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minions

The disgusting trash of the earth. Yellow. They've taken over this once somewhat clean world, and now it is a trash heap. They are only liked by moms and young children.
Me: the minions are putrid, horrific, and are a waste of time. They do not deserve an entire movie.

Moms everywhere: *gasps and stares in horror*
by Old Chocolate Bar July 29, 2015
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Minions

Little Yellow Tic Tacs That Have Not Been To School Because They Were Slaved By That GRUsome Face.
1. Did You Watch The Minions Movie Last Night.
2. Nah I Was Eating The Remainder Of Kevin's Tic Tac Body.
by BringDisneyWorldToUK March 1, 2021
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