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manstration

when a man is in a particularly unpleasant mood, for no appearant reason.

A short tempered man

The male term for PMS, or bitchiness
eg: w loots - manstration
by synergyxcoza January 15, 2011
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Manistrating

When a guy is really emotional and complains during a serten time of a month.
Jay was really bitchy today he must be manistrating.
by The Supreme Emperor June 30, 2016
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It is the male version of PMS. When a male is having mood swings and just actting like an ass.
I asked flemroid how was his day and he said "fuck you I dont need this shit right now" then goes to the cabinet and gets some potato chips sits on the couch and watches Oprah. Flem had Menstration so hard he was actting like a middle aged house wife.
by CANINE February 19, 2008
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Manstration

When she just got back from a week at her grandmother's house and hasn't been touched in forever so you just take one for the team and after like the sixth time in a half hour that you've cummed it doesn't even feel good at all it's just incredibly painful but you keep going because she's still horny and finally on the seventh time when your dick is just shouting out "STOP STOP" you have a weak hellaciously painful nothing of an ejaculation and realize that blood just came out your dick.
Doctor: You've ruptured your vas diverenze, seminal vescicals, popped one testical and backed up your epididimus with coagulated blood and seman. if you have sex again in the next year you will die. How did this happen?

You: Manstration
by The Lonliet Monk January 11, 2008
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Manstration is when a man becomes bitchy and theres some blood involved...

the word comes from man and frustration.
Billy and Jim got into a fist fight... I think its due to Jim's manstration... I dont want to clean up their mess.
by Au. March 29, 2016
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Manstration

Yesterday's hot weather really inspired some "manstration".
by DiscoDuck August 18, 2009
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Manstration

When men are being unrealistically emotional due to their bloodless menstruation.
Roman must be on his manstration, he’s been a bitch all morning.
by Izabeegaaaa January 26, 2023
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