midwank

when somebody catches you in the act of jacking off

*Friend comes in without knocking*

"Dude get the fuck out, I'm in midwank"

by Rakkety February 16, 2009

Mindwanking

Mindwanking is the spiritual act of ejaculating without physically caressing ones schlong. Developed by Master Oogway in the 5th dynasty.

"Dude I got bored in Communion today so I just started mindwanking"

by Plazma Brian February 26, 2020

Minewank

When there is no one around to film you masturbate you strap a camera to your head and do some minewanking for some great POV porn

Mate, I couldn't find any bitches to film fapping last night, so i had a minewank

by minewanker July 30, 2013

Mind Wank

A telepathic wank using your mind. BUT YOU AINT THINKING ABOUT THE HOMIES

luke was thinking of Sam's toes so much that he needed to have a mind wank. But he is a homie...

by ProfessorMindWank November 17, 2020

Mind Wank

When you need a wank but have no access to the internet or visuaL stimulation like magazines etc, as a last resort you have to your imagination and picture a girl or famous person who find hot to wank over

I had no wi-fi or data on my phone, I don't own any titty mags as its 2025 not 1985. I will have to hsave a mind wank and think about that waitress who served me the other day

by L892 August 20, 2025

volcan mind wank

when one masturbates without actually touching him/her self

look up andy hoad on facebook he likes to volcan mind wank

by go go gadget dick April 12, 2011