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Miked

Also known as 'magic miked' or 'magic milking'. Involves keeping eye contact with another person while removing (any) item of clothing.
"Hey dude, why are you so upset"

"Oh man, I was getting changed and my mum was talking to me!"
"So...?"
"I think I miked her"
"Dude you're sick"
by Dongledawg July 21, 2017
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when someone searches urbandictionary.com in order to ruin people's sweet ass ideas
Kid1:How you doin'?
Kid2:I think I've been miked.
Kid1: Gay or urbandictionary.com.
Kid2:UD.com
Kid1: You poor thing
by sheetsbeast March 9, 2009
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Getting the hiv from barebacking your girlfriend
Damn I got miked after I did her a few months back.
by GREENYCREW September 23, 2007
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Being reeled into a relationship by a guy who uses charm and seems like a nice guy but in actuality is an Alcoholic/Drug addict duche bagwho will eventually beat the shit out of you along with subject you to other forms of abuse.

Usually spoiled cry baby assholes
Girl one: He seemed so nice when they were just talking and then after they got together like 3 months later he started beating the hell out of her regularly

Girl 2: aww the poor girl got Miked
by LadyRj April 12, 2011
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verb
v.
1) to use wit and charm while discussing both emotional and physically driven situations
between the male (the initial speaker in the conversation) and the female (the receiver
of such mind boggling mike-isms).
2) to be ambiguous through electronic devices with the possible goal of communicating a
message to the victim of mike-ing. (i.e. facebook statuses, away messages, blackberry
postings, etc)
"what the fuck, i was just sitting at my computer minding my own business and all of a
sudden he just MIKED me with his stupid facebook status! HOW RUDE."
by truthbitch September 20, 2009
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When somebody joins your conversation without your permission.
I was talking to my friend when I got miked.
by kstanton17 October 1, 2016
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When somebody joins your conversation without your permission.
I was talking to my friend when I got miked.
by kstanton17 October 1, 2016
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