Middlesex Cricket

A euphemism for lesbianism, most commonly used in the UK

the calculating creationist may consider Middlesex Cricket to be inherently evil

by internalcat May 31, 2011

Middlesex County

County in NJ known for an astonishingly large Indian population. Has Woodbridge, Edison, The Brunswicks (North, South, New and East), Old Bridge, Sayreville, Plainsboro, Highland Park, and Perth Amboy. Not too far from NYC.

Hey, let's move to Middlesex County. It's so diverse and close to NYC..

by hiyacoolcat June 9, 2023

middlesex school

a preppy prep school in concord massachusetts where rich kids pretend they're not rich and poor kids pretend they're rich. alot of drug use and alot of joking about being gay, which 60% of the school most likely is. 90% of the school owns ralph lauren polo shirts in at least 6 colors. the person wearing the brightest colors wins "best dressed".

hey that kid's wearing a pink shirt and lime green pants and light blue shoes, and pretending to anally rape his friend, he must go to middlesex school.

by dadada1234 December 22, 2005

Middlesex 4-H

A happy place, full of friends and drama! originally a farming club it has now become more modern with cclogging, cooking, RC cars, and mini golf. At our fair, you can buy all sorts of foods, deep fried cheese cake, cat on a stick, and that stuff that looks like chicken. our teen council puts on the greatest haunted house in NJ every october.

Rachel: Boy bobby, you sure seem to be in love with that mini-golf course.
Bobby:yeah, middlesex 4-H has me hooked on it.

Laura: Abbie! we need to go get deep fried chocolate covered cheese cake on a stick.
Abbie: why?
Laura: because we are frome middlesex 4-H!

Dan: Teen councils haunted house rocks!
Heffer: I know, it's all because it was built in middlesex, by 4-Hers

by be kool March 15, 2009

Middlesex High School

A school where when there is a snow storm and we only get a delay opening. A place where the bathrooms get locked because of people smoking in them. Where people think they’re ghetto and shit. And act all tuff. This place just ain’t it. Where the hallways smell like body odor and piss. Where people don’t know how to flush🙄

Girl: “ what school do you go to”
Guy: “ Don’t laugh, but I got to Middlesex High School”
Girl: “...”

by Lmaooooo461 February 12, 2019

Middlesex University

Middlesex University is the smallest in the UK, the events are shit but wildddd. People who go here are hard af

Middlesex University is so small

by Kat007 December 17, 2020

Hiddlesexual

A term relating to sexual matters that involve the British actor Tom Hiddleston. This term is often used by his fans, or more popularly known by the titles "Hiddleston Army", "HiddleArmy", or "Loki's Army".

This word can also refer to a type of sexuality in which they are devoted/attracted to Tom Hiddleston, and only Tom Hiddleston.

Girl One: Oh my god, isn't Tom Hiddleston just attractive?

Girl Two: I know, right? I'm going to go Hiddlesexual!

Girl: I'm sorry, I'm not interested in you anymore.
Boy: Why?!
Girl: Because I discovered Tom Hiddleston, my god.
Boy: Oh NO YOU'VE BEEN Hiddlestoned! YOU'RE Hiddlesexual! I think I am too!
-both fly off into the sunset with Loki posters-

by jotunned August 8, 2012