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Seymour Middle School (SMS) 

A school were fake bitches are. Most of them are already having sex, vaping or smoking. There's a lot of drama at SMS. Where some teahers don't belong teaching
Seymour Middle School (SMS) EW IS THAT A SEYMOUR MIDDLE SCHOOL STUDENT?!

Middle School Student

(Male) Stupid douchebag wiggers who think they're cool when they aren't shit and never will be. Often uses slang terms no one knows nor cares about. Usually wears Jewelry falsely masculinized as "Bling". Bad taste in music, listens to "gangsta" rap when they grew up in or are in the suburbs, and gets stuff off the itunes top ten list. Also tries to go into high school being cool and trash-talking older people, using phrases such as "You wanna go?!" and "I can take you!" repeatedly, then pisses himself when a senior so much as walks in their direction.
Most of my fellow male middle school students (around 75%) Meet these requirements. I've lost hope in the human race.

middle school slut 

Any girl, regardless of age, who makes out with every guy in the phonebook but lacks the mature interest in taking it any further than kissy kissy. She simply doesn't want dick and it's annoying. What a tease.
It's Britney's third week in college and she's already made out with 6 guys but didn't even touch their weewees. What a middle school slut!
middle school slut by JoeMoe October 24, 2007

middle school slut 

a girl between the ages of 12-14, known for only going out with guys that are popular, talks with her other kind about kids who arent her kind, usually calls each other pretty but really inside they think their the sexyest of them all, will ignore any other UNpopular guy, post hundreds of pics on facebook with them in tight skinny jeans or short skirts soo they can get peoples attention.
mark: mandy acts like she knows basketball only because its bobs favourite sport, thats all she can do to get his attention.

Daniel: such a middle school slut

Hawthorn Middle School South 

Probably one of THE worst schools in Illinois. You'll always get homework no matter what, and lots of racist teachers. The front office administration teachers are shit, and the educational teachers don't care crap about students, in fact, it gives more F's. except for their payment. Boys vape in the bathrooms, jerk off and spray liquid ass in the bathroom as they finalize before they go back to the classroom. Music teachers are shitty as hell as they can't even play shit except to judge students.
Jack: Hey Bob, hows Hawthorn Middle School South?

Bob: It's really bad. The teachers hate me :(

Hawthorn Middle School South 

A shit school with lots of show off jocks, sluts, and bitchy teachers. You can get in trouble for just about anything in that school, they are in the top 100 schools in IL (95th). The administration is gay. The principle is a bitch. There is never a day where there is no homework. You can expect to be in hell for the next 3 years of your life.
"Dude i can't wait to go to hawthorn middle school south man" "haha you don't know what's coming"